Pretty!

Have I wanked before about how much I hate the Today show? Good grief, the inane banter, NEWS FOR SOCCER MOMS. I hate it.

Today follows the morning broadcast of our local news (oh Jonathan Yuhas and Pete Busch, so much crabby awesome. Yuhas hates rainbows, Pete Busch sometimes reads traffic reports in an old time-y western voice) Anyways, because I want every last second of awesome rainbow-hating, I end up seeing a few minutes of Today as I scramble around doing stuff I should have been doing earlier.

Lauer and Meridith were reporting on the pirate attack in Somalia, and they played a phone message from one of the sailors (this is not an exact quote): We were boarded by Somali pirates. We've just regained control of our ship. They've taken our captain. I can't say anything more because we are really busy right now.

How badass is that? Comedown from hostage situation = We're really busy right now. Ilu unknown badass sailor.


Warning semi-NSFW wigglepants.

Why ( M. Hardy will always be the Precious )

Writer's Block: What is your name?

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If I had been a boy, my name would have been Scott. I'm pretty sure that would have doomed me to a white trash, BTO-lovin' life. A career in roofing (for cash), a camaro, and skinny, methy girlfriend. Eeef.







On a related note, when I need to give my name at a restaurant or somewhere inconsequential, most times I give a fake one because no one ever gets my name right. Usually I pick something outdated. Florence, Henrietta. The other day, I wasn't inspired so I used "Laurie". The hostess asked "Corey?"

Moe laughed at me.