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If I had been a boy, my name would have been Scott. I'm pretty sure that would have doomed me to a white trash, BTO-lovin' life. A career in roofing (for cash), a camaro, and skinny, methy girlfriend. Eeef.







On a related note, when I need to give my name at a restaurant or somewhere inconsequential, most times I give a fake one because no one ever gets my name right. Usually I pick something outdated. Florence, Henrietta. The other day, I wasn't inspired so I used "Laurie". The hostess asked "Corey?"

Moe laughed at me.

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