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Sep. 8th, 2013 03:27 pmAccording to Subway, it is "Subtember". In celebration, write me some dirty, dirty fic.
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Jul. 31st, 2013 09:51 pmOh Dean. First the haircut that looks as though it done by someone who drools. Then, the switch from a white t-shirt to black. Le mentz.
So. I've been watching Downton Abbey ( Like I wouldn't be totally on that )
Also totally digging Doomsday Preppers.
Also totally digging Doomsday Preppers.
Free meme idea
Nov. 12th, 2009 10:28 pmThe Anonymous (Or Not) Advent Meme.
I'm totally riffing off of the Advent Calendar here-- those little birdhouse-lookin' calendars that have little doors for each day of December. If you're a lucky chocolate or wee presents lay behind those dated doors.
Here's how I *think* it could work: Readers leave v. simple requests, a pairing or a prompt. Secret Santaesque writers can leave daily (or not) tidbit fic for them. Nothing major (the holidays are hectic!), the drabble-est of drabbles, six-word stories, a few lines of dialogue "overheard" in an arena hallway, the fiction equivalent of a stocking stuffer.
I'm hoping the mods at All Just A Work would be interested in hosting :)
I'm totally riffing off of the Advent Calendar here-- those little birdhouse-lookin' calendars that have little doors for each day of December. If you're a lucky chocolate or wee presents lay behind those dated doors.
Here's how I *think* it could work: Readers leave v. simple requests, a pairing or a prompt. Secret Santaesque writers can leave daily (or not) tidbit fic for them. Nothing major (the holidays are hectic!), the drabble-est of drabbles, six-word stories, a few lines of dialogue "overheard" in an arena hallway, the fiction equivalent of a stocking stuffer.
I'm hoping the mods at All Just A Work would be interested in hosting :)
Shannon Moore's Twitter bellowed "That's 30 Hardy" in reply to M. Hardy mentioning a work-out (walking to the Bier gardens doesn't count. Nor does getting your KFC "to go"). Anyway, I had a moment because Matt being ordered to work about hits several thousand kinks and one shallow one. Except that, EEF, it's Shannon "boner killa" Moore doing the ordering. I would have happily tolerated, perhaps even squeed myself hoarse, over anyone else. Yes, anyone. Even JR. or Don West or Batista. There, I said it.
So I wiled away the afternoon in a sulk. World, ur doing it wrong. Until my brain came out of its perv/busted perv haze, and I realized they're joking about 'roids.
I liked Jericho's post about being "a glutton for punishment" better. Yes, sweetie. You are.
So I wiled away the afternoon in a sulk. World, ur doing it wrong. Until my brain came out of its perv/busted perv haze, and I realized they're joking about 'roids.
I liked Jericho's post about being "a glutton for punishment" better. Yes, sweetie. You are.
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May. 10th, 2009 08:04 pmYa know? If Merlin were hotter, and neither looked 14, I would be all over that shit.
-- So there's a mailing list I belong to. It is full of nerds. Not fun nerds, not riot nrrds. Unsocialized, cocksure, headcase nerds. The kind of nerds who bitch that ECW is on Sci-fi rather than watch, appropriately enchanted, M. Hardy's every expression.
I could de-list, yes. But, the list is dedicated to discussion one of my favorite terrible books. Usually I am able to ignore the 12542 posts about boring crap in order to read the few I like--the first 100 items to disappear in a panic, which celebrity would survive the apocolypse, etc. But lately, those nerds have been prattling endlessly about coal transportation.
Shut up about coal transportation already. No one cares except all of you. Appease me! Post a primer about which bed lines are best to loot. ETAOMG. In the time it took me to type up this post, they posted moar! Quit it, jeez.
--Thanks to Tom Brady's girl-bones, I had to draft a new QB. IT COSTS TWO DOLLARS TO DO THAT. I picked Brett's replacement, and delightfully, it turns out that Aaron Rodgers is the Little Neckbeard Who Could. Lots of points for mommy. Now shave and look hot!
--Editing of my recent porn is going poorly. It's like 3 people had a hand in writing it. Ms. Lit with her writerisms, a good ol' yarn spinner yuk-yuk, and the awesome writer I want to be. And, the paragraph where the starring cock appears sounds clunky and cliched and dumb. I want a stunning intro-- that cock deserves no less.
Someday I will write a porn how-to called The Trouble With Cock.
I could de-list, yes. But, the list is dedicated to discussion one of my favorite terrible books. Usually I am able to ignore the 12542 posts about boring crap in order to read the few I like--the first 100 items to disappear in a panic, which celebrity would survive the apocolypse, etc. But lately, those nerds have been prattling endlessly about coal transportation.
Shut up about coal transportation already. No one cares except all of you. Appease me! Post a primer about which bed lines are best to loot. ETAOMG. In the time it took me to type up this post, they posted moar! Quit it, jeez.
--Thanks to Tom Brady's girl-bones, I had to draft a new QB. IT COSTS TWO DOLLARS TO DO THAT. I picked Brett's replacement, and delightfully, it turns out that Aaron Rodgers is the Little Neckbeard Who Could. Lots of points for mommy. Now shave and look hot!
--Editing of my recent porn is going poorly. It's like 3 people had a hand in writing it. Ms. Lit with her writerisms, a good ol' yarn spinner yuk-yuk, and the awesome writer I want to be. And, the paragraph where the starring cock appears sounds clunky and cliched and dumb. I want a stunning intro-- that cock deserves no less.
Someday I will write a porn how-to called The Trouble With Cock.
