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[opera142]

Shannon Moore's Twitter bellowed "That's 30 Hardy" in reply to M. Hardy mentioning a work-out (walking to the Bier gardens doesn't count. Nor does getting your KFC "to go"). Anyway, I had a moment because Matt being ordered to work about hits several thousand kinks and one shallow one. Except that, EEF, it's Shannon "boner killa" Moore doing the ordering. I would have happily tolerated, perhaps even squeed myself hoarse, over anyone else. Yes, anyone. Even JR. or Don West or Batista. There, I said it.

So I wiled away the afternoon in a sulk. World, ur doing it wrong. Until my brain came out of its perv/busted perv haze, and I realized they're joking about 'roids.

I liked Jericho's post about being "a glutton for punishment" better. Yes, sweetie. You are.

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[wishtheworst.livejournal.com]

Next up, Shannon makes him mop out the tattoo parlor in non-frumpy man panties! And takes him to the Corral, but Matt can't eat, he just has to bring Shannon endless fried chicken and cake!


I love you I'm so sorry it was the imp of the perverse.

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[opera142.livejournal.com]

Shannon "f-wad" Moore ruins everything, even perversity.

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[yesdrizella.livejournal.com]

True story: I was walking around the AH once after a TNA show, and I was looking for a server so I could get my drink on. I saw one of my friends talking to someone whose front I couldn't see, but I assumed was a server because of the way he was dressed. So I went up and said HAI, and said faux-server turned around. It was Shannon Moore. Oops.

[self-defected.livejournal.com]

I thought that said "raunchy cheesecake"...which may be worse.