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All things the Precious
Apr. 7th, 2009 05:43 pmM. Hardy was quite mobile on Raw. Yes, hippity-hoppity and all sorts of wigglepants-inducing jumping about.
The new Spandex has a key motif. I ignore it! I like pretending it's his "cyborg from the future" pants. Go, go Gadget penis!
The pirate jacket doesn't necessarily match the pants, unless one stretches logic to the breaking point and goes with a key+pirate = treasure assumption. I do not care, however. I LIKE IT.
If only he'd go with the two braids look for that hair of his. Tragically, I found out via the Dueling Diaries that Matt has his hair professionally done. If that is all a professional can do, then perhaps the Precious should invest in hats. Not pirate-y or trucker or wicker... perhaps, a hat is not the answer. BRAIDS ARE THE ANSWER. Two of them.
The new Spandex has a key motif. I ignore it! I like pretending it's his "cyborg from the future" pants. Go, go Gadget penis!
The pirate jacket doesn't necessarily match the pants, unless one stretches logic to the breaking point and goes with a key+pirate = treasure assumption. I do not care, however. I LIKE IT.
If only he'd go with the two braids look for that hair of his. Tragically, I found out via the Dueling Diaries that Matt has his hair professionally done. If that is all a professional can do, then perhaps the Precious should invest in hats. Not pirate-y or trucker or wicker... perhaps, a hat is not the answer. BRAIDS ARE THE ANSWER. Two of them.
