Batista Eats Kittens

( The sign meant to say Bastista Nibbles on SexKittens... SexKittens=Jericho, but there wasn't enought room to write out all that. )

edit: grammar.

Bizarro-ness, snark and greed.

Funny moment in my ongoing feud with LF5.

At the doctor's office. Results of my blood test were pretty bad.

Doctor (accusing, admonishing, about to lecture): Have you been eating broccoli???!?

Me (eep): Yes.... (quietly) I had salad too, in the same meal.

Doctor: You're going to have make other adjustments to your diet if you want to eat those things... (then goes on to lecture me about consistency within my diet)

So, yeah I have a condition that gets me lectured for eating too many leafy green vegetables. Millions of kids stuck at dinner tables wish they were me.


Onto the snark.

Cockrings have become the Crippler Crossface of fanfiction. Once one is snapped on, there's no escape. The victim has to cry and beg and forget every counter move he's even know. We see one nearly every match, and everyone enjoys pretending that it's more debilitating than it actually is.


The Ten Things I Want meme. ( Hmmm there's seems to be a couple of themes here )