Batista Eats Kittens
Nov. 23rd, 2004 06:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hahahaha. Benoit swerved the smarks. First he sells his GMship as a workrate filled utopia, then he turns around and announced JR VS. Coach. Later on, he claims to have the same issues as Maven when it comes to understanding the alphabet. Silly wrestlers.
I love Benoit. I truly love Benoit. He must quit with the slang though. He sounds like a high school science teacher trying to be all hip with the kids. Stick to "Tap!" Benoit, it's all you really need. The worse thing about that is Benoit is giving better and better promos. He doesn't need gimmicky phrases or slang to get his point across.
They blew their Jericho/Batista wad way too early. It's placing makes sense within the context of the show, but it was one of two matches I was looking forward to. And shamefully, it progressed without an ass cheek sighting from either participant. Shame WWE.
What the hell was up with Triple H's hair? Someone got a straighting iron as an early Christmas gift. No more blunt ends, Trips. Not. Your. Look. Trips and Val Venis are on haircut probation.
Also, Trips, gloating while wearing no pants and your manboobs hanging out makes you look easy not victorious.
edit: grammar.
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Date: 2004-11-23 06:42 am (UTC)I agree though, when that match started, I actually looked up at the clock and wondered why it was so early in the show.
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Date: 2004-11-23 07:43 am (UTC)Word. Benoit's never been a promo man so they shouldn't try to make him one. I swear, every time I hear him say "I'm for real!" or something to that extent, I think of the "Bitch, are you for real?" line made popular by f_w.
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Date: 2004-11-23 07:50 am (UTC)And I can never get enough of the Batista/Jericho loving.
And I marked out this morning when a local news station was doing their birthday shout-outs and one of the names was "Christopher Batiste."
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Date: 2004-11-23 04:01 pm (UTC)