Bizarro-ness, snark and greed.
Nov. 23rd, 2004 09:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
opera142Funny moment in my ongoing feud with LF5.
At the doctor's office. Results of my blood test were pretty bad.
Doctor (accusing, admonishing, about to lecture): Have you been eating broccoli???!?
Me (eep): Yes.... (quietly) I had salad too, in the same meal.
Doctor: You're going to have make other adjustments to your diet if you want to eat those things... (then goes on to lecture me about consistency within my diet)
So, yeah I have a condition that gets me lectured for eating too many leafy green vegetables. Millions of kids stuck at dinner tables wish they were me.
Onto the snark.
Cockrings have become the Crippler Crossface of fanfiction. Once one is snapped on, there's no escape. The victim has to cry and beg and forget every counter move he's even know. We see one nearly every match, and everyone enjoys pretending that it's more debilitating than it actually is.
The Ten Things I Want meme.
1. Big Black's cover of the MaryJane Girls In My House . Have looked everywhere, online and real world, and so far have been denied.
2. Matt Hardy smut.... but not just any smut. The smuttiest smut ever smutted.
3. Notebooks with pretty covers.
4. Emails that don't start with RE: Yay! someone thought about me!!
5. Chris Jericho smut... but not just any smut. The smuttiest smut ever smutted.
6. WWE Fanfiction with trashy slang: Cock block, boxing the clown, the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'. My whitetrashedness occasionally shows itself in my sense of humor.
7. Chris Tian smut... but not just any smut. The smuttiest smut ever smutted.
8. World peace or no starving kids or some kind of feel good crap like that.
9. More of the above, but with me getting credit for bringing it about and everyone loving me and calling me the pretty princess emperor of the world.
10. Another year of squeeing like mad with chicks I don't know over wrestlers behaving in ways that could be taken as homoerotic. Quote of 2004: During the commerical break folks, Batista dominated Chris Jericho until Shawn Micheals decided he wanted some action and came in from behind.
At the doctor's office. Results of my blood test were pretty bad.
Doctor (accusing, admonishing, about to lecture): Have you been eating broccoli???!?
Me (eep): Yes.... (quietly) I had salad too, in the same meal.
Doctor: You're going to have make other adjustments to your diet if you want to eat those things... (then goes on to lecture me about consistency within my diet)
So, yeah I have a condition that gets me lectured for eating too many leafy green vegetables. Millions of kids stuck at dinner tables wish they were me.
Onto the snark.
Cockrings have become the Crippler Crossface of fanfiction. Once one is snapped on, there's no escape. The victim has to cry and beg and forget every counter move he's even know. We see one nearly every match, and everyone enjoys pretending that it's more debilitating than it actually is.
The Ten Things I Want meme.
1. Big Black's cover of the MaryJane Girls In My House . Have looked everywhere, online and real world, and so far have been denied.
2. Matt Hardy smut.... but not just any smut. The smuttiest smut ever smutted.
3. Notebooks with pretty covers.
4. Emails that don't start with RE: Yay! someone thought about me!!
5. Chris Jericho smut... but not just any smut. The smuttiest smut ever smutted.
6. WWE Fanfiction with trashy slang: Cock block, boxing the clown, the bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin'. My whitetrashedness occasionally shows itself in my sense of humor.
7. Chris Tian smut... but not just any smut. The smuttiest smut ever smutted.
8. World peace or no starving kids or some kind of feel good crap like that.
9. More of the above, but with me getting credit for bringing it about and everyone loving me and calling me the pretty princess emperor of the world.
10. Another year of squeeing like mad with chicks I don't know over wrestlers behaving in ways that could be taken as homoerotic. Quote of 2004: During the commerical break folks, Batista dominated Chris Jericho until Shawn Micheals decided he wanted some action and came in from behind.
