The week in wrestling

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NXT betrayed and betrayed hard. Redemption is going to require a lot tea being served by Jericho, or Heath Slater and J. Gabriel forming a tag team and trying to be srs bzn, but everyone just calls them "Ginger and Mary Ann".

Then TNA was all "WE CAN HAS A MOAR SUCK!"

Orlando Jordan's new finishing move: 52 Pick-up.

Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal. Worst tag team ever y/n. Also, his finisher is called "The Mooregasm." *gags*

Moe upon viewing Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal, "I hope Chris Sabin beats the crap out of them with a pillowcase full of doorknobs."

Hot women lie about rape all time.

Someone needs to tell Jeff Hardy and Tyson Tomko that butterscotch malts are not the same as protein shakes.

Comments

[yesdrizella.livejournal.com]

We made the same observations about TNA (ew mooregasm, ew fake rape, lol fat!tomko), but yours are way funnier. Though for a meth head, I think J.Hardy is aging pretty well.

[wishtheworst.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to tell Jeff Hardy and Tyson Tomko that butterscotch malts are not the same as protein shakes.

I'm not sure what Tomko's excuse is, but it's not like Jeff has an adequate role model in terms of nutrition. Buffet storming, yes. Nutrition, no.