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opera142How to ruin Christmas dinner in one easy step.
Make sure a piece of plastic wrap sticks to the bottom of a pan of sweet potatoes before shoving it in the oven. Mmmm, poisonous gases.
Stuffing will absorb those gases and need to be tossed. Sweet potatoes and rolls can't be baked because the oven is out of commission until a way to remove the last of melted slag is devised. This leaves only turkey and cranberry sauce which is a meal eaten about once a week at the Opera house. Still tasty, but hardly a carb-dense feast.
Make sure a piece of plastic wrap sticks to the bottom of a pan of sweet potatoes before shoving it in the oven. Mmmm, poisonous gases.
Stuffing will absorb those gases and need to be tossed. Sweet potatoes and rolls can't be baked because the oven is out of commission until a way to remove the last of melted slag is devised. This leaves only turkey and cranberry sauce which is a meal eaten about once a week at the Opera house. Still tasty, but hardly a carb-dense feast.
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Date: 2007-12-26 08:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-26 02:30 pm (UTC)I am so sorry, hon.
At least you got bird and berry out of it, though.
*hugs*
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Date: 2007-12-27 02:03 am (UTC)