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Jun. 12th, 2007 05:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
opera142The McDonald's around here are selling iced coffee. My friend and I decide to try 'em out.
Wtf, Ronald McDonald? The barrel my coffee was served in probably holds 8 cups. And given that they claim they use cream, the disgusting portion size likely means the fat count equals a Big Mac. Gross.
On the off-chance someone wants to court a heart attack and order one, the vanilla tasted better than the "regular". We did not try the hazelnut.
Along the lines of other topics that suck, start with "Mc" and leave me demanding "WTF", how about that draft special last night? First, Creative plunders Smackdown's roster like warlords in a village full of virgins, then it's exploding limos of death and bad storylines.
Sure, M. Hardy got second place in the battle royale but I will not be quieted so easily. My grievances with the show are many, M. Hardy's buttocks can only soothe so much rage.
Less ragefully, M. Hardy is featured in WWE magazine this month. Yes, I caved, even though the magazine is staggeringly expensive (6.29!) and mostly filler. I also bought a lemon, a banana, an onion, lemonade and ice. The magazine cost most than the rest combined.
Anyways, there is many a funny tidbit including Jeff's childhood fear of Rollie Fingers. Moe agreed that Rollie Fingers is indeed scary, adding "You know how in the 70's adults looked seedy..." Matt used to sneak up behind Jeff and whisper "Rollie Fingers". I do not want to know of the stories that will come of it.
Here is a link to Mr. Fingers and his Jeff-scarin' moustache: http://baseballguru.com/haeffner/97HOFfingers.jpg
Matt's got his pre-dropping a duece into Edge's belongings meal planned out. Protein shakes. And, it leaves me torn. 10% of me is all HA BITCHES! Protein shakes, see!, but the other 90% of me is Dude, gross. Don't be a Randy.
Wtf, Ronald McDonald? The barrel my coffee was served in probably holds 8 cups. And given that they claim they use cream, the disgusting portion size likely means the fat count equals a Big Mac. Gross.
On the off-chance someone wants to court a heart attack and order one, the vanilla tasted better than the "regular". We did not try the hazelnut.
Along the lines of other topics that suck, start with "Mc" and leave me demanding "WTF", how about that draft special last night? First, Creative plunders Smackdown's roster like warlords in a village full of virgins, then it's exploding limos of death and bad storylines.
Sure, M. Hardy got second place in the battle royale but I will not be quieted so easily. My grievances with the show are many, M. Hardy's buttocks can only soothe so much rage.
Less ragefully, M. Hardy is featured in WWE magazine this month. Yes, I caved, even though the magazine is staggeringly expensive (6.29!) and mostly filler. I also bought a lemon, a banana, an onion, lemonade and ice. The magazine cost most than the rest combined.
Anyways, there is many a funny tidbit including Jeff's childhood fear of Rollie Fingers. Moe agreed that Rollie Fingers is indeed scary, adding "You know how in the 70's adults looked seedy..." Matt used to sneak up behind Jeff and whisper "Rollie Fingers". I do not want to know of the stories that will come of it.
Here is a link to Mr. Fingers and his Jeff-scarin' moustache: http://baseballguru.com/haeffner/97HOFfingers.jpg
Matt's got his pre-dropping a duece into Edge's belongings meal planned out. Protein shakes. And, it leaves me torn. 10% of me is all HA BITCHES! Protein shakes, see!, but the other 90% of me is Dude, gross. Don't be a Randy.
