I <3 dirt sheets

[opera142]

Jericho is a papa to twin girls. I did not know this. Names anyone? And please don't say Ariel and Jasmine.

When Batista came back from injury, the SD! roster was ordered to applaud him as he stepped into the locker room. RealLife!Me says "Bitch, please", but Fangirl!Opera is all a-glee over plot-nibblets of pride-swallowing, establishment-bucking, and lone-voice-of-discontent and/or cruiserweight snark festivals. Sweet, unfair angst for all the Pretties! And finally, someone better-looking to take over Taker's role of McMahon-sanctioned villain.

Or, perhaps he can be written as a man at odds with his favored-status*

"Many" in TNA consider AJ to be a "spaz". This is funny mostly because "spaz" hasn't been used commonly as an insult since 1987.






*By someone other than me, 'cause I'm all about bullying and unfairness and the Pretties following the right path and getting crushed by the big, corporate boot.

Comments

[angstbunny.livejournal.com]

Names anyone? And please don't say Ariel and Jasmine.

Dude. Worse. Cheyenne Lee and Sierra Loretta. yesdrizella thinks they're cute, but they look like stripper names to me. Which, snarkily speaking, may not be entirely surprising.

"Many" in TNA consider AJ to be a "spaz".

Hahaha what? What does *that* mean? Is there any more details on this?

Randomly, I've never gotten as much amusement as the one time you posted about dirtsheet news where Kash was pissed because AJ received favoritism in the form of Dixie Carter buying him clothes and a haircut.

[opera142.livejournal.com]

(Not the total quote because I'm not typing it all out, and I'm correcting some grammar issues for the sake of clarity)... Daniels is said to be the analyzer (Over-analyzer says one colleague)... Styles is the known as being more emotionally reactionary... even a spaz... Daniels works up Joe emotionally... and some see him as whiney.

[angstbunny.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I can totally see that though, Daniels being analytical and AJ being more gut-reaction.

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

I know I say this every time, but seriously, wrestlers remind me of high school boys and it's far too amusing.

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

OK, I don't know whose baby name book it was originally, but it needs to stop circulating around the WWE. This is getting ridiculous.

[opera142.livejournal.com]

Or at least an updated version. Place names are passe, and rhymes are just no, no, no.

[wolfshift.livejournal.com]

Or, perhaps he can be written as a man at odds with his favored-status*
*By someone other than me, 'cause I'm all about bullying and unfairness and the Pretties following the right path and getting crushed by the big, corporate boot.

Couldn't you combine these two guiding principles? I think they'd make for a very interesting dynamic in a story. Think of it as a character-development challenge. :)

[opera142.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. Do you mean both principals in a single character? or two characters, each with one of those attributes trying to get along. I can't quite wrap my head around the notion, which means it's forcing me out of a rut. Yay. I love it.

The idea of a pack of cruiserweights playing The Mean Girls role to a lonely maineventer is fandom heresy, Merc. Delete your post or the internet will get burned down.

[wolfshift.livejournal.com]

It could be done either way. I don't see any reason why (for example) Batista couldn't resent is favoured status and vent his frustration by lashing out.

The idea of a pack of cruiserweights playing The Mean Girls role to a lonely maineventer is fandom heresy, Merc. Delete your post or the internet will get burned down.

THe fandom is in dire need of a good dose of heresy to shake it out of its torpor. Fires blaze the way for new life.

[opera142.livejournal.com]

It could be done either way. I don't see any reason why (for example) Batista couldn't resent is favoured status and vent his frustration by lashing out. So. Tasty.

Seriously. Gah... conflict and bullying without stereotypical "villain". How awesome is that. Double the angst, half the cliche.

Fires blaze the way for new life.

Gives a whole new angle to Slash & Burn.