I <3 dirt sheets

[opera142]

Jericho is a papa to twin girls. I did not know this. Names anyone? And please don't say Ariel and Jasmine.

When Batista came back from injury, the SD! roster was ordered to applaud him as he stepped into the locker room. RealLife!Me says "Bitch, please", but Fangirl!Opera is all a-glee over plot-nibblets of pride-swallowing, establishment-bucking, and lone-voice-of-discontent and/or cruiserweight snark festivals. Sweet, unfair angst for all the Pretties! And finally, someone better-looking to take over Taker's role of McMahon-sanctioned villain.

Or, perhaps he can be written as a man at odds with his favored-status*

"Many" in TNA consider AJ to be a "spaz". This is funny mostly because "spaz" hasn't been used commonly as an insult since 1987.






*By someone other than me, 'cause I'm all about bullying and unfairness and the Pretties following the right path and getting crushed by the big, corporate boot.

Comments

[angstbunny.livejournal.com]

Names anyone? And please don't say Ariel and Jasmine.

Dude. Worse. Cheyenne Lee and Sierra Loretta. yesdrizella thinks they're cute, but they look like stripper names to me. Which, snarkily speaking, may not be entirely surprising.

"Many" in TNA consider AJ to be a "spaz".

Hahaha what? What does *that* mean? Is there any more details on this?

Randomly, I've never gotten as much amusement as the one time you posted about dirtsheet news where Kash was pissed because AJ received favoritism in the form of Dixie Carter buying him clothes and a haircut.

[opera142.livejournal.com]

(Not the total quote because I'm not typing it all out, and I'm correcting some grammar issues for the sake of clarity)... Daniels is said to be the analyzer (Over-analyzer says one colleague)... Styles is the known as being more emotionally reactionary... even a spaz... Daniels works up Joe emotionally... and some see him as whiney.

[angstbunny.livejournal.com]

Interesting. I can totally see that though, Daniels being analytical and AJ being more gut-reaction.

[redfiona99.livejournal.com]

I know I say this every time, but seriously, wrestlers remind me of high school boys and it's far too amusing.

[sorchar.livejournal.com]

OK, I don't know whose baby name book it was originally, but it needs to stop circulating around the WWE. This is getting ridiculous.

[opera142.livejournal.com]

Or at least an updated version. Place names are passe, and rhymes are just no, no, no.