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The scandal goes deeper than we thought...
(pulled from a mailing list) Opera doping reports are true.
It's the brutal schedule, I swear. Wrestling's on four times a week, sometimes more with PPVs and specials and A.M Raw, and I felt like it was the only way I could keep up. I tried TiVo, and at first it helped, but then it started taping biography specials and Secrets of Pro-Wrestling, and I felt like I had to watch it all.
Plus watching all those hotties skewed my sense of body happiness. I had to dope if I wanted to look like methskinny, bucktoothed and behatted like Ashley. I'm on the road twice a day going to and from work; it's hard to keep up a workout routine. And all that fast food I pass, it's hard to maintain a decent physique when I'm forced to eat there instead of going to the grocery store next door and getting an apple and hardboiled eggs/grilled chicken.
Anyway, enough about me. I want to snark about Randy, Mr. Kennedy and the idea of pattern. What kind of kid-touching, puppy-touching, corpse-touching goods does Randy have on Vince? Srsly. I swear, the next newsbite is going to video footage of Randy doing coke lines off Linda and Steph's asses while faxing booking sheets to Dixie Carter and Iraq tour plans to Al Queda, and WWE.com will have some headline about Randy taking the weekend off to nail the Women's champ while he celebrates winning both HW titles, both tag titles, the IC, the US and the Cruiser belts.
I do not understand why this idiot gets chance after chance. It's not so much the drug use which I'm pretty whatever about, but clearly he's either extremely stupid (because he gets caught every couple of months) or he's a selfish asshole who doesn't care who else gets stung by his fuck ups. Or, likely he's both stupid and selfish.
I'd be more willing to understand WWE's reluctance to cut the cord if they punished him other ways. CLEARLY HE DOESN"T CARE ABOUT BEING FINED OR TAKEN OFF THE HOUSESHOW CIRCUIT. Maybe a 6 months of jobbing to Daivari is in order, or finishing out his contract in OVW--- maybe fines don't get his attention but a couple of years on downside money coupled with NO ppv bonus would school him on the economics of acting like a human being.
On to Mr. Kennedy. The thing that bothered me the most about Kennedy's blog post a month or two back was the smugness. His star was rising and he knew it was all because of his inherent awesomeness, and WWE just had to reward that. Well, he was given the ball with Money In the Bank, and dropped it due to injury; he was given the ball on the McMahon's kid angle, and dropped it due to a 'roid scandal. As notoriously retarded as WWE is about forgiving Randy for mess-ups, their equally notortiously retarded about NOT forgiving injury. It will be interesting to see if Kennedy is tossed the ball a third time.
(pulled from a mailing list) Opera doping reports are true.
It's the brutal schedule, I swear. Wrestling's on four times a week, sometimes more with PPVs and specials and A.M Raw, and I felt like it was the only way I could keep up. I tried TiVo, and at first it helped, but then it started taping biography specials and Secrets of Pro-Wrestling, and I felt like I had to watch it all.
Plus watching all those hotties skewed my sense of body happiness. I had to dope if I wanted to look like methskinny, bucktoothed and behatted like Ashley. I'm on the road twice a day going to and from work; it's hard to keep up a workout routine. And all that fast food I pass, it's hard to maintain a decent physique when I'm forced to eat there instead of going to the grocery store next door and getting an apple and hardboiled eggs/grilled chicken.
Anyway, enough about me. I want to snark about Randy, Mr. Kennedy and the idea of pattern. What kind of kid-touching, puppy-touching, corpse-touching goods does Randy have on Vince? Srsly. I swear, the next newsbite is going to video footage of Randy doing coke lines off Linda and Steph's asses while faxing booking sheets to Dixie Carter and Iraq tour plans to Al Queda, and WWE.com will have some headline about Randy taking the weekend off to nail the Women's champ while he celebrates winning both HW titles, both tag titles, the IC, the US and the Cruiser belts.
I do not understand why this idiot gets chance after chance. It's not so much the drug use which I'm pretty whatever about, but clearly he's either extremely stupid (because he gets caught every couple of months) or he's a selfish asshole who doesn't care who else gets stung by his fuck ups. Or, likely he's both stupid and selfish.
I'd be more willing to understand WWE's reluctance to cut the cord if they punished him other ways. CLEARLY HE DOESN"T CARE ABOUT BEING FINED OR TAKEN OFF THE HOUSESHOW CIRCUIT. Maybe a 6 months of jobbing to Daivari is in order, or finishing out his contract in OVW--- maybe fines don't get his attention but a couple of years on downside money coupled with NO ppv bonus would school him on the economics of acting like a human being.
On to Mr. Kennedy. The thing that bothered me the most about Kennedy's blog post a month or two back was the smugness. His star was rising and he knew it was all because of his inherent awesomeness, and WWE just had to reward that. Well, he was given the ball with Money In the Bank, and dropped it due to injury; he was given the ball on the McMahon's kid angle, and dropped it due to a 'roid scandal. As notoriously retarded as WWE is about forgiving Randy for mess-ups, their equally notortiously retarded about NOT forgiving injury. It will be interesting to see if Kennedy is tossed the ball a third time.
