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2 MarySue fics I will never write:

1.Songfic: Me and Jericho, dueling POVs in "Pictures".



2. Me as Steffy's BFF from college becoming the new GM of Raw. After I turn face, she threatens to fire me.

Me: Go ahead. Orlando is great this time year, and they give you a title run just for showing a WWE paystub.

Steffy: Like even they'd want someone as incompentent as you!

Me. Have you seen their roster lately? They've got AJ freakin' Style, Samoa F'n' Joe, Christopher Fallen Angel Daniels, and Desmond omgsohott Wolfe, and you know who they're pushing? Matt Morgan.

Steffy: Who?

Me: He flunked out of Tough Enough for being too fat... and their women's division. They have ODB and they never use her. God, I would wreck that chick.

Steffy: Who?

Me: And don't get me started on the tag division. Shannon Moore...

Both: Bawhahahaha.

Me: I know, right. Shannon Moore gets a push while the Motor City Machine Guns languish.

Steffy: Who?

Me: I'd wreck those chicks too.