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I just got to ECW now, and I have decided that if WWE were to show 1 hour of Evan Bourne/John Morrison/Bottle of baby oil, it would be alright with me. Wow! That was a fun, kicky, flippy, balls-out match. The energetic kind of balls out, not the literal balls out Teddy committed on Smackdown... oh who am I kidding. Show yer junk, boys!

Now is time for Koslov. Koslov has beet squash match. Then microphone. Into microphone, he is hollering all the time and very loud and in Russian tongue at Swagger. Roughly translated, he says: I've known you since you were a twenty, and I was twenty, and thought that some years from now, a purple little little all-American American will be perfect for dirty old and useless clown.

Speaking of Swagger, there he is, swaggering into Tiffany's office (as the ever-fine Burchills depart). Swagger has every right to swagger. He's one of the few blonds to inspire tinglepants. Sweet Lord, that boy is pretty.

Christian wrestles Finlay and Dreamer. Throw in Matt, and it could have been a 'Last Piece of Ring Bologna at the Buffet Line' melee. It was that meaty. But then, just as I was trying to create a joke out of the old joke we used to have about Christian wearing layers of clothes + time in TNA fixing that, there was surprise!bondage. And boo-howdy, Christian is a mouthy sub. Shout yer safe word or shut the Hell up.

Post-freedom, he and Finlay exchanged Eskimo kisses while Hornswoggle looked on.