Smackdown

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So bad. So very bad. Kidman and Bob Holly got prominent matches. Rob Van Dam, Booker T, and Eddie did not. My disgust is immeasurable.

Kidman. Ha! That jacket. He looked like he's a member of a dancing gang inside a crappy musical. And his/Haas' match had a For Shit ending. The dude's fricking gimmick is that he can't hit his move. At this point, I don't think WWE should be re-enforcing fans' belief that they aren't going to see anything spectactular from Kidman.

I could rants for paragraphs why I'm not liking Cena's character at all, but The Simpsons, in the Poochie joins Itchy and Scratchy episode said it so well.

EXECUTIVE: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

Plus, Cena wears way too many accesories.

Bradshaw VS. Bob Holly is the kind of match people suggest when they're building hypothical CRAPPY PPVs. I'd rather lick paint than watch another match between those two.

Carlito wasn't horrible, but I'm bitter about the whole show. So meh on him too. And shame on the WWE. I don't want to see a Rock/Razor Ramon hybrid. If you can't think of something new, hire someone who can. KTHXBYE

Big Show. Some guys look good bald. Some look like Zippy the Pinhead.

I'm considering taking the next two weeks away from Smackdown. I missed the last week and didn't terribly miss it. I had zero interest in the PPV. Chavo's on his way back, and maybe they'll put London back in the mix. And by then I'll be missing Tazz and Cole.

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Jeez, now I don't feel so bad about missing it.