Smarks are (sometimes) funny

[opera142]

Stolen from a smark board: I'd say Kidman sucks, but for the last five years that guy's had his lips wrapped around a bag of anabolic steroids the size of a king-sized waterbed and sucking for all the world like it's the Teat of Credibility that, at this point, it would single him out for attention more if we just mentioned when he didn't suck.

I wish I wrote that. I really do.

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[wolfshift.livejournal.com]

Except that it's grammatically incorrect.