Very Happy Sigh
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opera142Yesterday was very good, and Raw topped it like a perfect red cherry.
No particular order.
The opening match. Fantastic. Everyone was bumping like mad men. The match had an awesome blend of humor and serious. When Batista was coming down to the ring, he had his kneepads around his shins like Flair wears. Not a good look. It looked like he was wearing pirate boots or something. My first thought was Jolly Green Giant--which became even funnier when he was misted.
Edge and Tajiri are cuddlemonkeys.
Normally, I dislike faces breaking up the three count. To me, OMG!1 teh_cheeting!!1. While I wasn't wholly pleased with Mr. Benjamin's cheating, I do like that it was portrayed as him baiting Triple H, rather than flat out cheating.
3 paragraphs about the opening match. That's how good Raw was.
Matt/Jericho/Christian-- They all had their mormon panties in a bunch. Never has such little versions of trampy pants been forced to concel so much big underwear.
I adore Matt, but I wish he would get some ack-ting lessons. When Lita is the best actor in the skit...Okay, she wasn't. Kane was. SO creepy. But Matt was the definate 3rd in that skit. Also, why did no one else help Lita. She gave very precise directions to where Kane had tied her to the railroad tracks. Poor Jerky, he had to look like a non helpful prick and get beat on by the new guy.
He's getting his little belly back, which looks twice as funny when he scuffles with Christian, 'cuz Christian and Trish share pants.
Christian tirade directed at Edge, Jeff and Matt: Back in the days of TLC, certain someones *cough*Edge*cough*Jeff*cough* thought they would be running this business in a few years. Another certain someone *hack*Matt*hack* thought with perserverance and some other crap that he'd make it to the top. LOOK who's in a #1 contenders for the title strap now, bitches! / Christian's tirade
Regal and the Triple H sippy cup. Hilarious. I'm glad WWE is understanding comedy doesn't need to involve humilating Molly or seeing Rikishi's butt.
The ME. GUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO good. When I first saw McMahon, I was like OMG!!!11 HBK+Adored Canadian+McMahon=Phoenix Phuck Over. Luckily, it didn't come to pass, mainly because Yea! Benoit but also because if I said I thought of it when I saw McMahon, people would be like yeah, sure you did.
HBK's ass. It was like a little present for staying so positive about the rest of the show--even when the Pastie-White Hurricane and Stevie jobbed.
No particular order.
The opening match. Fantastic. Everyone was bumping like mad men. The match had an awesome blend of humor and serious. When Batista was coming down to the ring, he had his kneepads around his shins like Flair wears. Not a good look. It looked like he was wearing pirate boots or something. My first thought was Jolly Green Giant--which became even funnier when he was misted.
Edge and Tajiri are cuddlemonkeys.
Normally, I dislike faces breaking up the three count. To me, OMG!1 teh_cheeting!!1. While I wasn't wholly pleased with Mr. Benjamin's cheating, I do like that it was portrayed as him baiting Triple H, rather than flat out cheating.
3 paragraphs about the opening match. That's how good Raw was.
Matt/Jericho/Christian-- They all had their mormon panties in a bunch. Never has such little versions of trampy pants been forced to concel so much big underwear.
I adore Matt, but I wish he would get some ack-ting lessons. When Lita is the best actor in the skit...Okay, she wasn't. Kane was. SO creepy. But Matt was the definate 3rd in that skit. Also, why did no one else help Lita. She gave very precise directions to where Kane had tied her to the railroad tracks. Poor Jerky, he had to look like a non helpful prick and get beat on by the new guy.
He's getting his little belly back, which looks twice as funny when he scuffles with Christian, 'cuz Christian and Trish share pants.
Christian tirade directed at Edge, Jeff and Matt: Back in the days of TLC, certain someones *cough*Edge*cough*Jeff*cough* thought they would be running this business in a few years. Another certain someone *hack*Matt*hack* thought with perserverance and some other crap that he'd make it to the top. LOOK who's in a #1 contenders for the title strap now, bitches! / Christian's tirade
Regal and the Triple H sippy cup. Hilarious. I'm glad WWE is understanding comedy doesn't need to involve humilating Molly or seeing Rikishi's butt.
The ME. GUH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO good. When I first saw McMahon, I was like OMG!!!11 HBK+Adored Canadian+McMahon=Phoenix Phuck Over. Luckily, it didn't come to pass, mainly because Yea! Benoit but also because if I said I thought of it when I saw McMahon, people would be like yeah, sure you did.
HBK's ass. It was like a little present for staying so positive about the rest of the show--even when the Pastie-White Hurricane and Stevie jobbed.
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Date: 2004-05-04 10:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-04 05:04 pm (UTC)yeah, go Christian! I never would have thought that 2 or 3 years ago, but he's come a long way and deserves it, IMO.
glad I'm not the only one who thought Jerky's getting his gut back, too. my friends thought I was delusional, but I thought he looked vaguely jiggly.