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Tazz and Cole. All that on-air bickering must make for the best grudge match sex EVER, afterwards.
Kurt. Please wear clingy baby blue more often, and weird not really satin, but that's what it looks like red turtlenecks less often. Oh, and while you're doing that, please make everyone else wrestle with the crispness and emote with the intensiity that you and Eddie do. Much appreciated.
Kidman. The Downward Spiral is a album, not a career path. Perhaps, you could start calling your Shooting Star Press "Wasted Potential" I adored how gutsy and CHARISMATIC you were in WCW. No, no, your current situation cannot be blamed on WWE. Plenty of wrestlers get shitty or no gimmicks and run marathons with them. Review tapes of post E&C Christian. Your flock boy years only required you to sulk about and be itchy. No mike time necessary. No long boring promos needed.
Lose the bulk, re-learn how to wrestle, bring something unique to the ring-- GIVE WWE a reason to get behind you.
Chavo and Pops are awesome.
And I'm dying for Noble and Jimmy Yang to wrestle a bit at WMXX. Oh jung dragons. Your gimmick was buried under the sands of time far too quickly
Tazz and Cole. All that on-air bickering must make for the best grudge match sex EVER, afterwards.
Kurt. Please wear clingy baby blue more often, and weird not really satin, but that's what it looks like red turtlenecks less often. Oh, and while you're doing that, please make everyone else wrestle with the crispness and emote with the intensiity that you and Eddie do. Much appreciated.
Kidman. The Downward Spiral is a album, not a career path. Perhaps, you could start calling your Shooting Star Press "Wasted Potential" I adored how gutsy and CHARISMATIC you were in WCW. No, no, your current situation cannot be blamed on WWE. Plenty of wrestlers get shitty or no gimmicks and run marathons with them. Review tapes of post E&C Christian. Your flock boy years only required you to sulk about and be itchy. No mike time necessary. No long boring promos needed.
Lose the bulk, re-learn how to wrestle, bring something unique to the ring-- GIVE WWE a reason to get behind you.
Chavo and Pops are awesome.
And I'm dying for Noble and Jimmy Yang to wrestle a bit at WMXX. Oh jung dragons. Your gimmick was buried under the sands of time far too quickly
