I am disenchanted with wildlife

[opera142]

The squirrels looted my garden. My stalks and I have been left bereft. Peppers, tumbling toms, romas, and one dear, squat heirloom tomato all heisted. I found one roma, half-eaten, left on the driveway.

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[idleleaves.livejournal.com]

WHAT. Bastard squirrels. No garden looting allowed, especially not if they're just going to insult you by leaving a half-eaten roma on the asphalt.