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Okay, so going into last night's Smackdown, two spots in the Elimination Chamber were still vacant. I had already told Moe that if M. Hardy gets put in chain-lined cage with Taker that Moe would be buying me that PPV. Moe protested that he loved his 40 bucks and wanted to keep it. Too. Bad. If it's the Precious in a cage suffering torment from those that believe they are righteous, then 40 bucks will be ponied up for the sight.

Steph, however, despite these trying economic times, doesn't want my 40 bucks. Jeff, of course, gets to be in the cage. OTPCHATFICLOL gone wild, or some crap like that. I suppose Matt could always run Jeff over with a car again, and by wrestling logic that will put him in main event match. But I won't buy the damn PPV now. I will do my leering at sweaty Shane and pudgy Matt on Youtube. For free.

In other happenings, Big Show called Edge "Slim".