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[opera142]

C-dub opened with the Dirt Sheet, always a wise choice. Srsly. If they had the Dirt Sheet as its own show, with only the occasional Springer-style wrestle-around-the-floor-while-the-babydaddy-claps, I'd watch it. I'd cash in my *****match lovin' smark card and watch it. Youtube is not enough!

I love how Miz and Morrison interact. It's like they're the only moderately cool kids on a field trip so they have to hang with each other. Mostly they play nice, but sometimes it's way too irresistable to bag on the other's so-called snark. Last night, Miz could no longer abide Morrison playing parchessi.

Eventually, DS, devolved into my favorite kind of blah-blah-blah. Overly smarky (Kerwin!), overly snarky, and everyone airing grievances. The Precious got to be the lead face!

Unfortunately, he channeled John Cena-- pre-occupation with everyone else's possibly homosexual habits and the superman-like ability to win. No one was allowed comebacks, no matter how lame the suggestions posed by the Precious. No one was allowed to counter "You eat Taker's table scraps!" or "Michelle is Taker's favorite" or "When Taker says 'jump', you ask how high, then He and Batista laugh at your rickety knees!"

Luckily, Miz and Morrison make up for all of that with The Funniest Thing EVER Shown on the TitanTron. Bad wigs, worse Irish accents and full-on mocking of Messr. Finlay. "There's something wrong with the fruit of Finlay's loins!"

Oh, and tight shirts. Yummy and mean. My heart is won.

Sigh. I am pleased.

Backstage Precious! In front! Not in the back, nodding and behaving totes serious guys.

Ricky Ortiz + FF = much less rage.

Gavins Spears. I think you are the crown jewel. You too SuperCrazy.

MEvent. THE PRECIOUS WINS. Thus continuing his Cena gimmick. Ahh. Good times.

Comments

Rickety knees ftw.

[wishtheworst.livejournal.com]

The Precious is certainly not ever going to be known for his mic work, but I kind of love his totally insecure badly hidden GUYS OMG IS IT OK TO GET BLOWN BUT NOT TO BLOW I'M TOTALLY SERIOUS HERE!?!?!?! weirdness.

And I'm not sure how "He wet the bed until he was 18" became comedy genius, but I had tears streaming down my face. Oh, how I love the Dirt Sheet. I too would love to see it aired weekly on national television.

Re: Rickety knees ftw.

[opera142.livejournal.com]

I think it was the liberal application of blush, and Miz's utter glee. And Morrison's gapped teeth.

[rachel-martin64.livejournal.com]

I laughed with that Dirt Sheet thing. As you say, Miz and Morrison act like two bitchy high school cheerleaders forced to hang with each other. But that skit on the jumbotron showed some actual acting ability. I wouldn't have thought they had it in 'em.