Meme answers: William Regal
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opera142(a)three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
1. Has horrified every non-Brit lover with his Sunday morning habit of The Times and breakfast in bed. For Real breakfast, a proper full English breakfast. Baked beans, yes. Smoked fish, of course. Puddings, black or white, yesyes. A grilled tomato. Eggs, bacon, sausage, etc. The heart-clogging joy of it. The dishes are left until the afternoon.
2. Likes getting his shoes shined. Will do it himself, if necessary, but hasn’t needed to since Jericho came into his personal life.
3. Intensely dislikes drinking straws. Sees them as a horrific contribution to the planet’s waste and obesity problems. No one throws away a teacup, and no one guzzles a thousand calories worth of tea.
(b) a reason he/she sucks
None.
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
One word: Sunshine.
Also, tinhattedly, he’s been involved in TWO skits with Jericho that involved the serving of tea. Fine, flist, if you won’t write serviceslut!Jericho fic, Stephanie will.
(d) five things that never happened to that character
1. Got over Tajiri moving back to Japan. He gets homesickness; he just wishes love had been enough. There is not a sock drawer fic called “Cherry Blossoms” about this.
2. Drunken soapboxing in Speaker’s Corner about the abhorrent classism and imperialistic short-sightedness in the Western abuse of drinking straws.
3. Drunken soapboxing in a New Jersey Denny’s about the abhorrent classism and imperialistic short-sightedness in the Western abuse of drinking straws.
4. Found a decent tailor stateside.
5. Knew love like the wide-open, generous love Jericho gives.
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why
1. Billy Kidman. After Regal decided to be all gentlemanly and PIN HIMSELF after Kidman botched that Shooting Star Press on Thunder, backstage, all Kidman had to say was “Thanks for sticking with the right finish.”
2. Hunter. He saw that heartache coming down the road.
3. Molly Holly. Okay, maybe a little.
4. That whore in Tokyo. He just wanted the discount.
5. That other whore in Tokyo. He couldn’t very well let him feel like a third wheel.
1. Has horrified every non-Brit lover with his Sunday morning habit of The Times and breakfast in bed. For Real breakfast, a proper full English breakfast. Baked beans, yes. Smoked fish, of course. Puddings, black or white, yesyes. A grilled tomato. Eggs, bacon, sausage, etc. The heart-clogging joy of it. The dishes are left until the afternoon.
2. Likes getting his shoes shined. Will do it himself, if necessary, but hasn’t needed to since Jericho came into his personal life.
3. Intensely dislikes drinking straws. Sees them as a horrific contribution to the planet’s waste and obesity problems. No one throws away a teacup, and no one guzzles a thousand calories worth of tea.
(b) a reason he/she sucks
None.
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
One word: Sunshine.
Also, tinhattedly, he’s been involved in TWO skits with Jericho that involved the serving of tea. Fine, flist, if you won’t write serviceslut!Jericho fic, Stephanie will.
(d) five things that never happened to that character
1. Got over Tajiri moving back to Japan. He gets homesickness; he just wishes love had been enough. There is not a sock drawer fic called “Cherry Blossoms” about this.
2. Drunken soapboxing in Speaker’s Corner about the abhorrent classism and imperialistic short-sightedness in the Western abuse of drinking straws.
3. Drunken soapboxing in a New Jersey Denny’s about the abhorrent classism and imperialistic short-sightedness in the Western abuse of drinking straws.
4. Found a decent tailor stateside.
5. Knew love like the wide-open, generous love Jericho gives.
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why
1. Billy Kidman. After Regal decided to be all gentlemanly and PIN HIMSELF after Kidman botched that Shooting Star Press on Thunder, backstage, all Kidman had to say was “Thanks for sticking with the right finish.”
2. Hunter. He saw that heartache coming down the road.
3. Molly Holly. Okay, maybe a little.
4. That whore in Tokyo. He just wanted the discount.
5. That other whore in Tokyo. He couldn’t very well let him feel like a third wheel.
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Date: 2008-07-17 04:09 am (UTC)I want to quote my favorite bits, BUT THAT WOULD REQUIRE QUOTING ALL OF IT.
And I'm not even that big a fan of Regal.
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Date: 2008-07-17 06:38 am (UTC)Molly Holly. Okay, maybe a little.
Damn straight *shooes away plot bunny*
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Date: 2008-07-18 12:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-21 11:21 am (UTC)