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yesdrizella associates me with the following:
1. The Preciouii
Ah, the dangers of creating an inside joke with yourself. The dumb cutesy names people give their favorites or pairings often bug me. I'm a humorless jerk, okay. So I started to mockingly call Carlito "The Tropical Bon-Bon." Then I decided M. Hardy needed a terrible nickname too.
Because I'm batshit obsessed, and alternate between being sweet and mean, I figured I'm Gollum, Matt's "The Precious". WE LOVES THE PRECIOUS.
The Preciouii came about because I'm not sure what the plural of precious is, and preciouii seemed too funny not to use.
2. Service!kink
I can guess at why this does it for me-- subservience, humiliation-tinged, the probability of period costumes-- but, really I don't know. Maybe, Idk, there's some gender play in there too because I'm not all that interested in a chick doing the serving. Just men. Or it could just be me being the the contrary little Mary I liked being-- so much D/s fic feels backward to me, what with the D/Top running around doing all the work and the pleasuring, and the s/bottom pretty much gets to lay around and have mind-blowing orgasms. I'm sure this says not so great things about my capacity for sadism and general bossy-ness.
Another thing, then I'll stop boring everyone with my kinks, is I like that it can go any direction. I like the server who's more than happy to make life wonderful for his beloved, and I reallyreallyreally like forced serving. The more humiliating the better.
3. The window in front of the sun
More terrible statements on my personality! Yay, I'm lucky to have any friends at all.
One of my "bad" traits that I can't seem to get past is that I'm very much a Slow to Anger, Way Slower to Forgive type person. I took a lot of shit from someone because she kept saying how lonely she was, how her friends kept jerking her over, how everyone always picked on her ever-righteous, ever-the-victim self. Finally, I figured out she was friendless because she pretty much deserved to be.
Anyway, post-slowtoforgive, she posted a story and it featured a bit where AJ Styles got sunlight in his eyes and wondered "Whose bright idea was it to put a window in front of the sun?" The line went CLUNK. I get that it was supposed to be humorous, but the rest of the story was so melodramatically serious, that the question felt melodramatically serious too. Because I'm sofaking petty, I had to mock.
4. Reading lists
I worry about getting dumb. So I read a lot. Plus I love words, and books have lots of those.
5. Less adverbs, more active verbs
This is a word thing too. Adverbs tend to prop up dreary, run-of-the-mill verbs. By trying to use more active verbs I have excuses to bust out the fun words. Trawl! Slither! "Bumping and grinding" is so much more yummier than dancing, and it's certainly yummier than "dancing erotically".
yesdrizella associates me with the following:1. The Preciouii
Ah, the dangers of creating an inside joke with yourself. The
Because I'm batshit obsessed, and alternate between being sweet and mean, I figured I'm Gollum, Matt's "The Precious". WE LOVES THE PRECIOUS.
The Preciouii came about because I'm not sure what the plural of precious is, and preciouii seemed too funny not to use.
2. Service!kink
I can guess at why this does it for me-- subservience, humiliation-tinged, the probability of period costumes-- but, really I don't know. Maybe, Idk, there's some gender play in there too because I'm not all that interested in a chick doing the serving. Just men. Or it could just be me being the the contrary little Mary I liked being-- so much D/s fic feels backward to me, what with the D/Top running around doing all the work and the pleasuring, and the s/bottom pretty much gets to lay around and have mind-blowing orgasms. I'm sure this says not so great things about my capacity for sadism and general bossy-ness.
Another thing, then I'll stop boring everyone with my kinks, is I like that it can go any direction. I like the server who's more than happy to make life wonderful for his beloved, and I reallyreallyreally like forced serving. The more humiliating the better.
3. The window in front of the sun
More terrible statements on my personality! Yay, I'm lucky to have any friends at all.
One of my "bad" traits that I can't seem to get past is that I'm very much a Slow to Anger, Way Slower to Forgive type person. I took a lot of shit from someone because she kept saying how lonely she was, how her friends kept jerking her over, how everyone always picked on her ever-righteous, ever-the-victim self. Finally, I figured out she was friendless because she pretty much deserved to be.
Anyway, post-slowtoforgive, she posted a story and it featured a bit where AJ Styles got sunlight in his eyes and wondered "Whose bright idea was it to put a window in front of the sun?" The line went CLUNK. I get that it was supposed to be humorous, but the rest of the story was so melodramatically serious, that the question felt melodramatically serious too. Because I'm sofaking petty, I had to mock.
4. Reading lists
I worry about getting dumb. So I read a lot. Plus I love words, and books have lots of those.
5. Less adverbs, more active verbs
This is a word thing too. Adverbs tend to prop up dreary, run-of-the-mill verbs. By trying to use more active verbs I have excuses to bust out the fun words. Trawl! Slither! "Bumping and grinding" is so much more yummier than dancing, and it's certainly yummier than "dancing erotically".
