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Admittedly, I did not have a wide-open heart when I sat down to watch Palin's speech last night. HOLY GOD, I had to walk away. The anger, it shortens my life. "I drive myself to work, yayz!" "I fired my personal chef even though the kids are sadfaces now!"

"I'm just like poor people, only I have my shit together! YAYZ EVERYBODY!"

"I enjoy living slightly below my means, and the average American who statistically earns 1/4th of what I do should join in... if they are true Americans and not the liberal elite. Yayz! Everybody, fire your personal chef! DO IT FOR AMERICA!"

"If I'm elected V.P, my health insurance and the health insurance of my family will be paid by you, the taxpayors. So even though I fight against you and yours getting health care, and I rally against pro-choice liberal elite, you all will pay for the pre-natal and birthing costs associated with my underaged child's pregnancy. Choke on that hunk of irony cake, liberal elite. YAYZ!"

And now for an intended joke

The Dirt Sheet from Tuesdays ECW. "How can win the scramble when he can't even beat a girl!" Miz, I heartes you.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGAiOAteIT4 (disabled embed is diabled)