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Memos for all
Aug. 1st, 2006 04:13 pmTo: "Writers" at ladyjacky's board
Re: Badfic
How soon until my eyes are scourged by Sobbing!Shawn, unceremoniously dumped in Mexico by Hunter, now forced to fuck donkeys in front of strangers by evil promoter!Vince and then rescued by StableHand!Bret? That and SucidePact!Them are about the only crappy plots not misspelledly posted yet. Couldn't you all go write for the Good Charlotte fandom?
To: The Precious
Re: Drug use
Lay off the trucker speed. It makes it difficult for me to continue happily believing the "dormant staph traces" excuse.
To: WWE
Re: Crappy programing
We here at the Opera House would like to thank you for your consistently awful programming. The 40+ dollars normally spent by purchasing your monthly PPV offering has instead been added to the mortgage principal, saving us untallied hundreds in interest expenses over the coming decades.
To: Who ever wrote the dialogue for last night's edition of Raw
Re: The fuck?
Jewish jokes? Is this 1950? Have you mistaken me, your audience, for a racist asshole? What were you trying to accomplish? What was the point?
To: Ashley
Re: That hat
Get rid of it. Also, you should consider cleaning out your locker. Jen's getting your job.
To: Chipotle
Re: Size matters
Purchased one of your burritos today. Instead of the normal metric cow-ton of chow, I got, like, a tablespoon of burrito. What gives?
To: Me
Re: Attitude
Bitch, grow up. Enough sulking, snarking and snarling. So what if you're bored with corporate life. Adults have jobs, that's how the world works. Move on or deal. Either way please SHUT UP.
Re: Badfic
How soon until my eyes are scourged by Sobbing!Shawn, unceremoniously dumped in Mexico by Hunter, now forced to fuck donkeys in front of strangers by evil promoter!Vince and then rescued by StableHand!Bret? That and SucidePact!Them are about the only crappy plots not misspelledly posted yet. Couldn't you all go write for the Good Charlotte fandom?
To: The Precious
Re: Drug use
Lay off the trucker speed. It makes it difficult for me to continue happily believing the "dormant staph traces" excuse.
To: WWE
Re: Crappy programing
We here at the Opera House would like to thank you for your consistently awful programming. The 40+ dollars normally spent by purchasing your monthly PPV offering has instead been added to the mortgage principal, saving us untallied hundreds in interest expenses over the coming decades.
To: Who ever wrote the dialogue for last night's edition of Raw
Re: The fuck?
Jewish jokes? Is this 1950? Have you mistaken me, your audience, for a racist asshole? What were you trying to accomplish? What was the point?
To: Ashley
Re: That hat
Get rid of it. Also, you should consider cleaning out your locker. Jen's getting your job.
To: Chipotle
Re: Size matters
Purchased one of your burritos today. Instead of the normal metric cow-ton of chow, I got, like, a tablespoon of burrito. What gives?
To: Me
Re: Attitude
Bitch, grow up. Enough sulking, snarking and snarling. So what if you're bored with corporate life. Adults have jobs, that's how the world works. Move on or deal. Either way please SHUT UP.
