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T-shirt, ECW, Sucking It Up, New Kitty
Jun. 15th, 2006 04:27 pmA house near where I work is for sale. Beneath the realtor sign is a little plaque exclaiming I'M GORGEOUS INSIDE . That needs to be a t-shirt pronto.
Quickie, non-cut ECW thoughts.
Sucked balls on most levels. I hate, hate, hate when the announcers have to play Dumb and Amazed. A 10-man hardcore battle royale... why is such a thing even possible? However will that go down? Will our eyes fall out of our heads from Teh_Amazement? We had all better stay tuned or surely the match of a lifetime will pass us by....
Another notable Suck Point was that Kelly chick "stripping". Someone needs to tell WWE bookers that there are millions of free boobies all over the internet. No one is going to watch ECW in order to watch some dayshift stripper struggle with her bra clasp. And, getting lied to sucks. Don't have Kelly announce she's gonna "take it all off". It's fricking basic cable. There's gonna be a nip slip at most. I'll take the free full-frontal boobies on the internet.
I must be the only person in the world who enjoyed The Zombie. I hope that guy is the Weekly Jobber. He'll come out every week dressed as a Sci-Fi Special: zombie, alien, robot, time traveler, and every week Sandman will be like: "No." *beats*
Also, the zombie's moaning promo =funny. I'd listen to that over Edge whining about his trick his groin anyday.
WHY IS THE FEUD BETWEEN RAW AND ECW WHEN SMACKDOWN IS RIGHT THERE?
My work buddies noticed I was not mocking the hell out the two dip-witted secretaries seemingly down. They and a couple of our pals from Baltimore spent the afternoon crank calling me. 14 voicemails ordering me to "Suck it up!" = love.
The new kitty is quite the 'fraidy cat. She's been living under a chair on the 3-season porch since yesterday. She's got an awesome vertical leap so likely she will be named after a basketball player. Right now the leaders are Janelle and Manute.
Quickie, non-cut ECW thoughts.
Sucked balls on most levels. I hate, hate, hate when the announcers have to play Dumb and Amazed. A 10-man hardcore battle royale... why is such a thing even possible? However will that go down? Will our eyes fall out of our heads from Teh_Amazement? We had all better stay tuned or surely the match of a lifetime will pass us by....
Another notable Suck Point was that Kelly chick "stripping". Someone needs to tell WWE bookers that there are millions of free boobies all over the internet. No one is going to watch ECW in order to watch some dayshift stripper struggle with her bra clasp. And, getting lied to sucks. Don't have Kelly announce she's gonna "take it all off". It's fricking basic cable. There's gonna be a nip slip at most. I'll take the free full-frontal boobies on the internet.
I must be the only person in the world who enjoyed The Zombie. I hope that guy is the Weekly Jobber. He'll come out every week dressed as a Sci-Fi Special: zombie, alien, robot, time traveler, and every week Sandman will be like: "No." *beats*
Also, the zombie's moaning promo =funny. I'd listen to that over Edge whining about his trick his groin anyday.
WHY IS THE FEUD BETWEEN RAW AND ECW WHEN SMACKDOWN IS RIGHT THERE?
My work buddies noticed I was
The new kitty is quite the 'fraidy cat. She's been living under a chair on the 3-season porch since yesterday. She's got an awesome vertical leap so likely she will be named after a basketball player. Right now the leaders are Janelle and Manute.
