Hodge Podge

[opera142]

--Have finally decided on a new career path: Millionaire Recluse. I feel that I would be an ideal candidate as I excel at delusional thinking and dislike most people.

--Attended a Pampered Chef hardsell party this afternoon. Tupperware for trophy wives. If anyone needs to know how to make a dolphin out of a banana or a palm tree out of a green pepper and carrot, talk to me.

I thought I might die of boredom or rage. Instead, I'll just lose sleep knowing that my deviled eggs are not the prettiest ones out there.

--Attention cheapskates! Target has a massive clearance sale going on. 50% off pads and tampons. 75% off all their World Market rip-offs.

--I want so badly to snark about all the Bret/Shawn fic. Except, I haven't found the angle at which to wield my butter knife-like wit. Plus, I can't ever get through more than a couple of paragraphs of "Bret touched Shawn's forhead (sic) Shawn wanted to cry hard at the love. He was so scared of being loved.". So who knows if I'd be snarking correctly.

--Speaking of snark. Ever since I lamented the fact there'd soon by plenty of Eric Young depicted as having an IQ of 27 fics, three such stories have reared their dim-shitted heads. One glorious specimen not only de-brained Eric, but turned the whole of Team Canada into gullible nellies.

So now I complete the ruin of TnAfic. How soon before Ooops! Alex meant to show his Sting footage, but instead showed himself and Abyss or Scott/Jeff or AMW playing around, naked except for bunny ears fic shows up?

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Comments

[yesdrizella.livejournal.com]

There's three Stupid!Eric fics? I saw one on ME and the other one on LJ's board... where's the third?

[flwrchld]

NO! Speak not of the Shelley Cam being sullied in horrible, awful, bad fic! T____T I can't bear the thought. But, yeah, it'll happen. Bah.