Raw and Whatever the Smackdown Special was called

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First things first,

SHANE!

He proved he is, in fact, a true Precious by returning both chunky and bald. And, most wretchedly, he is feuding with Eric. Why must the preciouses fight? Either way I lose.

Due to Shane scrambling my brain, this recap is neither chronological or decipherable.


-Who wrote the dialogue for this episode? Sheesh. Badfic meets live theater.

-as much as I hate Masters, anyone who tells Davairi to take off his shirt gets a free pass from me.

-Daivari and Angle and shoulder massages. I wish I had been sitting on the washing machine while watching that.

-I had hoped for more Tender Loving Moments from Snitsky and Tomko. Alas, none.

-HBK and the Bon-Bon had decent match. Would have enjoyed it more if they didn't go with injury angle.

-I love how Shane and Vince have to compete, even when they're just sitting.

Each: Note how wide I must part my legs. My giant balls simply take up so much of the seat cushion.


And then there was Tuesday night SD!

Rey prayed to God to win his match. And a chorus of Heavenly Angels sang out: That shit is fake!

Ladies and Gentlemen, half-naked pretty boys getting bent over the trunks of convertibles by long-haired, pale-skinned older men is canon. Take that Good Charlotte fandom!

Taker has a new outfit. Undead ballerina. All he needs is the lump of cock in the front. Then Randy blew up him and Eddie's Low-rider.

Comments

[evilgmbethy.livejournal.com]

Ladies and Gentlemen, half-naked pretty boys getting bent over the trunks of convertibles by long-haired, pale-skinned older men is canon. Take that Good Charlotte fandom!

Ahahahahahah, thanks, I just choked on my Diet Coke.

[zuzulous.livejournal.com]

Rey prayed to God to win his match. And a chorus of Heavenly Angels sang out: That shit is fake! - I'm so dead now. THat's hilarious.