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Dec. 3rd, 2004 05:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Today was a Christmas music calamity.
1. Someone remade Do They Know It's Christmas?. Badly. It's poppy and bouncy and oh so fun. Clanging chimes of doom, people.
2. The above mentioned atrocity was followed by Mary Did You Know. I gripe about this song every year. Erg. My mom was drunk, hateful and bitter, and she still knew what I was up to most of the time. I'm sure Mary had some clue that Jesus was all holied up.
Changing subjects but still keeping with the Jesus theme, WWE needs to get Carlito's valet, Jesus, a last name. Last night on SD! there was a graphic that read John Cena VS. Jesus. Being that John Cena is a face is it wise to have him fight Jesus at Armegeddon?
SD! &CSI
Cole is so getting a copy of Write Tight in his Xmas stocking this year. I quote him from last night: The kidney of John Cena that was stabbed a couple of months ago.
How about... John Cena's injured kidney?
Hirioko in a bra and panties match. Am v. pleased. She's a cutiepie.
The Tough Enough segment made wrestlefic canon seem like bad fanon. The boys made for funny skanks. Though I am hoping it's only coincidence that made Miz look like Nidia and Puder look like Debra.
Dawn Marie is so, so, so, so much finer than Amy and Joy.
Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak are like the JC Penney's version of Evolution. I adore Luther, but he's more thug stylin' than mob elegant.
Rob's butt was sweatless.
No SpongeKidman Squarehead! Yay!
CSI: Why must Krychek always do a heel turn. He's so pretty and deserves love.
1. Someone remade Do They Know It's Christmas?. Badly. It's poppy and bouncy and oh so fun. Clanging chimes of doom, people.
2. The above mentioned atrocity was followed by Mary Did You Know. I gripe about this song every year. Erg. My mom was drunk, hateful and bitter, and she still knew what I was up to most of the time. I'm sure Mary had some clue that Jesus was all holied up.
Changing subjects but still keeping with the Jesus theme, WWE needs to get Carlito's valet, Jesus, a last name. Last night on SD! there was a graphic that read John Cena VS. Jesus. Being that John Cena is a face is it wise to have him fight Jesus at Armegeddon?
SD! &CSI
Cole is so getting a copy of Write Tight in his Xmas stocking this year. I quote him from last night: The kidney of John Cena that was stabbed a couple of months ago.
How about... John Cena's injured kidney?
Hirioko in a bra and panties match. Am v. pleased. She's a cutiepie.
The Tough Enough segment made wrestlefic canon seem like bad fanon. The boys made for funny skanks. Though I am hoping it's only coincidence that made Miz look like Nidia and Puder look like Debra.
Dawn Marie is so, so, so, so much finer than Amy and Joy.
Luther Reigns and Mark Jindrak are like the JC Penney's version of Evolution. I adore Luther, but he's more thug stylin' than mob elegant.
Rob's butt was sweatless.
No SpongeKidman Squarehead! Yay!
CSI: Why must Krychek always do a heel turn. He's so pretty and deserves love.
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Date: 2004-12-03 05:14 pm (UTC)O____________________________O
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Date: 2004-12-03 06:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-09 06:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-03 10:21 pm (UTC)And me, I'm real picky about my Christmas music. Songs like, "Mary Did You Know?" definitely fall on the NO.
And thank you so much for the card, sweetie. It made me smile real big like this:
XD
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Date: 2004-12-04 05:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-04 06:22 am (UTC)