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Amazon refunded me 2bucks on my The State dvd pre-order. Trader Joe Zin here I come. When did SuperSaver Shipping become SuperSlowasCrap shipping. It has been a week. I am impatient.

M. Hardy has posted pics of himself shopping at Wal-Mart. -___-

I was thisclose to being charmed by the fact that he buys generic paper towels. Then I noticed the cans of Chunky soup. Also, he is wearing a wife-beater with a skull on it. While shopping. And smiling for pictorial evidence of it.

Perhaps, I judge too harshly. ~~I announced my love of 2buck chuck~~ That trash can and giant jug of protein power are giving him much smiley joy.

Wishtheworst, you need to get online. I need help snarking over every detail in that pic.

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Bragging about blowing $400 at Wal-Mart? Seriously Matt, what's next? Pictures of the greeter blowing you? There's so much about that picture that boggles the mind -- the trash can, the protein powder when he obviously hasn't worked out since 2003, the general aesthetic that suggests he's been awake for days hatching a plan for paper towels, Chunky soup, and a giant trash can.

But I have to know -- why the hate for Chunky soup?

I have no deep hatred for Chunky's soup---wintertime sales will inspire in me a purchase of chicken corn chowder. However, I doubt the Precious can be trusted with Chunky soup. If it's eaten, it will be eaten cold and from the can and with a fork, or worse, drank from the can. A more likely scenario will be, it will used, sloppily, in some HardyShow episode. I do not wish to see Shannon Moore drenched in gravy, covered in carroty bits.

I don't understand why he spent $400 on cleaning supplies after he spent two days cleaning his home (I will admit to wigglepants. Hands and knees, bitch). I am left to mournfully believe there was dusting done with old socks, and dishsoap got used on woodwork.

Ugh, I hadn't thought of that. Surely tweets about chowder shots are to follow.

For your sake I'm going to imagine that Taker makes him not only clean his house, but also purchase the cleaning supplies to do so.

YES I WILL BELIEVE THIS ALSO.

Are things better now? You don't have to answer here.

Things are ok, but pretty much the same. I don't have a lot of hope its going to work out at the moment.

I like to imagine that he makes Jeff follow him around Wal-Mart photographing his exploits. "NO, take it AGAIN. You didn't get all of the trash can."

I hope $150.00 of that $400 was Beth sneaking stuff for herself in the cart.

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This is a new low.

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ALSO!

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