I have no deep hatred for Chunky's soup---wintertime sales will inspire in me a purchase of chicken corn chowder. However, I doubt the Precious can be trusted with Chunky soup. If it's eaten, it will be eaten cold and from the can and with a fork, or worse, drank from the can. A more likely scenario will be, it will used, sloppily, in some HardyShow episode. I do not wish to see Shannon Moore drenched in gravy, covered in carroty bits.

I don't understand why he spent $400 on cleaning supplies after he spent two days cleaning his home (I will admit to wigglepants. Hands and knees, bitch). I am left to mournfully believe there was dusting done with old socks, and dishsoap got used on woodwork.