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Smackdown
Didn't watch it until this morning; got my nerd on D&D-style last night.
The Precious defeated Chris Masters, and the defeating came about due to the Precious bringing the flippy-flippy. Oh Precious, I <3 your awkward, stilted acrobatics. THEN... THEN... THEN... Master and MVP do a post-match beatdown. Victory and a beatdown. Thanks, Steph.
Unintentional funny moment of the night. Quick camera shot of the announce desk shows Cole rambling about who-knows-what, and JBL stares blankly into space.
Akio Vs. Finlay was more Opera-approved flippy Vs. Glump. Whee.
The middle was boring except for the odd bits of Kane stalking Edge.
ME was Edge's "Rated R Madri Gras". Edge and bunch of Madri Gras-costumed folk danced around the ring. Silly me, I let my seething hatred of Edge blind me to all comedic possibilities. ONE OF THOSE COSTUMED FOLK WAS KANE. And not only did Edge taste a pimp-flavored beating, but so did all those costumed folks. Glorious. Jesters flying everywhere, a dude on stilts fleeing in terror. Pimp Mayhem. Best Smackdown ending ever.
The Precious defeated Chris Masters, and the defeating came about due to the Precious bringing the flippy-flippy. Oh Precious, I <3 your awkward, stilted acrobatics. THEN... THEN... THEN... Master and MVP do a post-match beatdown. Victory and a beatdown. Thanks, Steph.
Unintentional funny moment of the night. Quick camera shot of the announce desk shows Cole rambling about who-knows-what, and JBL stares blankly into space.
Akio Vs. Finlay was more Opera-approved flippy Vs. Glump. Whee.
The middle was boring except for the odd bits of Kane stalking Edge.
ME was Edge's "Rated R Madri Gras". Edge and bunch of Madri Gras-costumed folk danced around the ring. Silly me, I let my seething hatred of Edge blind me to all comedic possibilities. ONE OF THOSE COSTUMED FOLK WAS KANE. And not only did Edge taste a pimp-flavored beating, but so did all those costumed folks. Glorious. Jesters flying everywhere, a dude on stilts fleeing in terror. Pimp Mayhem. Best Smackdown ending ever.
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