Pale, milky fascists

I am way more entertained by the latest alt-right trend: drinking milk at people. Yeah, exactly what it says. They pick an urban, crowded area and they drink milk at people. 'cuz you know, only whites have the genetic superiority to handle lactose.

First, I always think of evilgmbethy and her hatred of dickwads and milk.

Second, I always picture those milky wonders have a girlfriend with whom they have a relationship that's somewhere between Pinky&theBrain and Back-in-the-day Dawn Marie & Lance Storm. Like Brayden McFascist Milksipper is chugging oh-so master(race)fully from his milk jug, and behind him and to his left, Kayla is shouting, "My man is a real, professional Ayran."