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Yet another reason why I am unsuited to world domination: if I had a time machine, I would not backtrack in search of wealth or Nostradamus-like fame. No. I’d find Triple H. I’d find Triple H just as DX’s star was rising, and I’d tell him that in 2010, he’ll still doing the DX schtick. With Shawn, even. Though, instead of banana jokes and bare asses, he’ll be working PG. Mostly jokes about wives and kids and boy, putting together toys on Xmas morning is trying.

To further harsh his cerebral squee, I’ll tell him DX will have a mascot (a little person who grunts and bites… no, no, not a cool biting and grunting wee one like on Mad Max. Your mascot will be well-fed and fresh off a story line in which he was supposed to be Vince’s illegitimate child, but he turned out to be Finlay’s kid. Finlay. Finlay. Yes that super old dude in WCW right now. Yes, he still wrestles in 2010. Yes, really. Dude, the majority of your mainevents will be 40+. Totes serious. Finlay ain’t even the worst of it), and your merchandise and promos will include glow sticks and “snuggies”.

Glow sticks, King of Kings. Think on that.