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Jun. 25th, 2009 06:51 amName a fandom, and I'll give you the scoop on at least three of my unpopular opinions related to that fandom.
Jun. 25th, 2009
I have wee peppers in my garden. So cute.
Erg. I took a long walk today (still cookin' the 90s) and I never got a good wash of sweat going, just a slimy film. Plus, because I had stirfry at lunch I'm a dehydrated, puffy, blob of salt.
ok. What is it about Randy Orton in peril? 99.99% of the time, he's a butterface at best, bag-shitter at worst. But that 00.01% of the time when he's in deep shit and knows it? Luscious beyond descriptive squeeing. Remember me getting all wigglepanted when JBL bullied Randy in the lockerroom, and Randy was all *gaspgaspgasp.can't catch breath.staring exhaustedly at JBL while the look in his eyes said 'I'll protect my belt until I die'*? Same shit on Monday night. Beaten down Randy (in clingy clothing to boot! YUM)gets waylaid by Hunter in the parking, same oh-shit-too-exhausted-to-fight-but-i'll-go-down-trying look, same warily watching his attacker out of the corner of his eye. Wiggle.Pants.
Geez, loins, geez.
Erg. I took a long walk today (still cookin' the 90s) and I never got a good wash of sweat going, just a slimy film. Plus, because I had stirfry at lunch I'm a dehydrated, puffy, blob of salt.
ok. What is it about Randy Orton in peril? 99.99% of the time, he's a butterface at best, bag-shitter at worst. But that 00.01% of the time when he's in deep shit and knows it? Luscious beyond descriptive squeeing. Remember me getting all wigglepanted when JBL bullied Randy in the lockerroom, and Randy was all *gaspgaspgasp.can't catch breath.staring exhaustedly at JBL while the look in his eyes said 'I'll protect my belt until I die'*? Same shit on Monday night. Beaten down Randy (in clingy clothing to boot! YUM)gets waylaid by Hunter in the parking, same oh-shit-too-exhausted-to-fight-but-i'll-go-down-trying look, same warily watching his attacker out of the corner of his eye. Wiggle.Pants.
Geez, loins, geez.