Moar lyke Monday Night Rawr
Jun. 16th, 2009 06:35 amIt should have been an awesome Raw. I wasn't wearing pants, I had a large pitcher of sangria and a teeny plate of olives. When life is that good, who cares about the details. I had even made peace with the fact that the Precious had been gorging on booze and bad food for a week straight in Europe, and was likely to be un whale petite. I was in the mood to like Raw!
Donald Trump owns Raw now. HHH and Cena are going to spend the next 6 months battling over who Winz Moar. I'm sure each episode will feature Batista recaps every 12 minutes, until he makes his triumphant return at some stupid PPV I won't be ordering anyway.
Next week's Raw will presented commercial-free. I'd bitch about the lack of pee breaks, but I will do that during Cena matches.
RAWR.
also, this has nothing to do with Raw, though I'm sure I'll find ways to work it into recaps. MAN TATERS.
Lawlsy snickers.
Donald Trump owns Raw now. HHH and Cena are going to spend the next 6 months battling over who Winz Moar. I'm sure each episode will feature Batista recaps every 12 minutes, until he makes his triumphant return at some stupid PPV I won't be ordering anyway.
Next week's Raw will presented commercial-free. I'd bitch about the lack of pee breaks, but I will do that during Cena matches.
RAWR.
also, this has nothing to do with Raw, though I'm sure I'll find ways to work it into recaps. MAN TATERS.
Lawlsy snickers.