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Home sick today. Squiggly tummy, and I don't dare look at the Precious' twitters. The barfs don't need any textual nudging from "At Hooters w/ Shannon Moore, enjoying buffalo wings, grilled entrees and cheesecake soup!" via txt 2hr 23 minutes ago , & "At Chilis with Kimo and Hangerson, having some SCOOPS, sw eggrolls and smelly, farty chili!" via txt 54 minutes ago.

Stupid Precious, when clean-eating diets suggest eating every 3 hours, they don't mean full meals at airports/malls/truckstops/Hooters. Geez.

Anyway, I'm done grossing myself out now.

Raw enraged me. Vickie is one of my favorite things ever. Oh I tease her clothes, yes. I tease the Precious' clothes more! Now she is gone and humiliated. SULK.

Young Randall is lean! Slinky and evil. That child lives on pistachios, egg whites and diet air.

I wish for Jerry Stupid Lawler to SHUT UP.