It's that time of year people

NALC Food Drive!

This Saturday! All you have to do is leave food and/or personal care items in your mailbox, and your letter carrier will get it delivered safely to food banks. Items needed most: Protein (meat and beans and peanut butter), canned fruit (don't be a snob, lots of seniors request it), cereal, kid-friendly stuff (applesauce, graham crackers, juice boxes)

If you don't help out, the following events may occur:

National anthem will be changed to "Amber" by 311.
3-year title reign by Batista; on TNA the gold will belong to Matt Morgan.
Internet will be replaced by web episodes of "Dollhouse".
Twig will get out her wedding albums and baby shower pictures.
President Obama will declare May 27th as Opera Gets To Yak All Day About M. Hardy and Everyone Has To Listen day. With No Interuppting Or Bathroom Breaks.

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I'm catching up on ECW, and I v.v.v.v.v.v outraged no one told me about Koslov in the scary uniform and beret.