Some days the world is against you

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While I was out on a walk today, a bird pooped on my pants leg. Could have been worse had I been walking a millisecond faster, I guess.


When I write, I toss all the not-gonna-get-used lines to the bottom of the doc (editing is easier if I "keep" those "good" lines). Anyway, I'm not orderly about it, phrases and words get smashed together, and sometimes crazy juxapositions result. Today's winner: The carnivorous vampire squatted like a chick trying to piss in the woods.

I remember where "squatted...in the woods" came from, but I have no recall whatsoever about "carnivorous vampire".

Tomorrow will be better

dinner

Scalloped cauliflower? Success.
Pumpkin cream? Success.
Steamed asparagus: mushy.