-Okay, does anyone remember the rumor floating around that Michelle McCool got Krissy V fired? Yeah? Good. I can top that. The dirt sheets are reporting that Brooke from ECW got axed because she wore fuzzy boots, and zomg only Melinda can wear fuzzy boots. Vince says so.
Fuzzy. Boots. Sheesh. And, ya know, I don't really care if Brooke's fired, hired, retired or admired. But, getting fired over fuzzy boots is lame, and more to the point, a company that fires people based on fuzzy boots issues is in need of a grown-up running the company.
It's so lame, it's funny. I don't know whether to break Snacky's Law or bust out the whole "the smaller the stakes, the more vicious the fight" theory. For Pete's everlasting sake, WWE. At the next locker room meeting there needs to be a "Quick, everyone! Get the fuck over yourselves!" lecture delivered by Stan Marsh.
Fuzzy. Boots. Sheesh. And, ya know, I don't really care if Brooke's fired, hired, retired or admired. But, getting fired over fuzzy boots is lame, and more to the point, a company that fires people based on fuzzy boots issues is in need of a grown-up running the company.
It's so lame, it's funny. I don't know whether to break Snacky's Law or bust out the whole "the smaller the stakes, the more vicious the fight" theory. For Pete's everlasting sake, WWE. At the next locker room meeting there needs to be a "Quick, everyone! Get the fuck over yourselves!" lecture delivered by Stan Marsh.