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Wrestlers in suits! Is there anything better? Omg, Tommy Dreamer in a suit and fedora. Styled the fuck out. Sofaking swank. YUM. The Bon-Bon's hair has sprouted into a sexful poof of bedhead. He sat with Akio and Londrick. *Jazzhands*, the cute gave me the vapors. *breathes into paper bag*. Punk rocked a leisure suit, collar as wide as condor's wingspan. Jeff Hardy looked so gorgeously proper in a 3-piece cocoa-colored suit. I wanted him to wear goggles and a pocket watch and quote William Gibson.
Teddy and Kristal are such smarks! Only the mid-card and ECW originals got invites. Well, Coach and Mr. McMahon too. Sadly, Kane and his pimp-tacular white tux did not show. RSVPed and sent a Williams- Sonama gift card, perhaps? No Taker, HHH, Orton, Cena, Batista, Rey. NO M. HARDY. Zomg, he will get demoted to Velocity if he keeps dogging the boss like that.
Godfather and a batch of extra-downtrodden hos crashed in. When Teddy turned him down, Godfather pied-pipered away all the boys except for Pat Patterson and Michael Cole. No more wrestlers in suits, breaking the face/heel social barriers. Phooey! And even though the hot divas stayed, the hottest, Michelle McI'mHappyShe'sNotOnRawSoIdon'tHaveToChooseBetweenHerAndThePrettyLillian, was wearing a bridesmaid dress. Those are never hot
In matters far different from wrestling, I made 32.75 at my garage sale. Lowest total ever, but considering the highest price item sold was 3.00, I got rid of a ton of crap. Go Team Me and Empty Closets!
Teddy and Kristal are such smarks! Only the mid-card and ECW originals got invites. Well, Coach and Mr. McMahon too. Sadly, Kane and his pimp-tacular white tux did not show. RSVPed and sent a Williams- Sonama gift card, perhaps? No Taker, HHH, Orton, Cena, Batista, Rey. NO M. HARDY. Zomg, he will get demoted to Velocity if he keeps dogging the boss like that.
Godfather and a batch of extra-downtrodden hos crashed in. When Teddy turned him down, Godfather pied-pipered away all the boys except for Pat Patterson and Michael Cole. No more wrestlers in suits, breaking the face/heel social barriers. Phooey! And even though the hot divas stayed, the hottest, Michelle McI'mHappyShe'sNotOnRawSoIdon'tHaveToChooseBetweenHerAndThePrettyLillian, was wearing a bridesmaid dress. Those are never hot
In matters far different from wrestling, I made 32.75 at my garage sale. Lowest total ever, but considering the highest price item sold was 3.00, I got rid of a ton of crap. Go Team Me and Empty Closets!
