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Sigh, today calls for graham crackers and milk.

Work was a stack of headaches. The foodbank was a teetering stack of headaches. I give up on it all.

I've also worked myself into a lame-o hate-myself-because-I-can't-figure-out-a-writing-exercise mood. The Parts of Speech are hard! I panicked all afternoon trying to figure out which part of speech "where" and "past" (as in "walked past", not describing time)fit into. Then I remembered DUH, IDIOT, THE DICTIONARY INCLUDES THAT INFO WITH EVERY DEFINITION.

But, of course, any trek through the dictionary soon turns into ooooooooooooh! PRETTY WORDS. Dammit, look at that! Whorled, man that's a good word. Why don't I ever use it? Prettikin: a feat or trick. Mor lyk a tandem move by the Hardyz. Get it?!?! Pretty brothers (KIN!!!!) doing feats. lollzpantz.

This is what my brain decides to think about when it should be focusing on the serious business of writing better.

edit: The spelling suggestion LJ gave me for "lollzpantz" was "hellesponts". Mor lyk, What the Hellesponts? AM I RITE!?!?!?