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Sep. 25th, 2006 10:26 pmRemember this?
I read it. Lord, did I read it.
The wrestlers were secret agents trained by a guy who got Vince kicked out of military school for not squealing on his friends who helped him rig some kind of school election in a weird out-of-nowhere flashback chapter that didn't have anything to do with the story and made me even madder because it was a whole 'nother crappy chapter I had to read and the book so bad that reading it was a chore and Moe was wondering why it was taking me so long to finish it and the wrestlers all had sekrit code names, like HHH's was Mike, and the author made sure we knew it was a code name instead of Hunter's real name because Mike was always typed out as "Mike" as in "Mike" nodded in agreement, and I won't even bothering wanking about how no one ever nods in disagreement, and the story was very odd in all the wrong places, like did you know that Torrie Wilson prefers to drink beer with the guys over sipping champagne at trendy clubs because I sure didn't, but in the story that got learned, along with the knowledge that every bite of food she ever took in the story "slipped past her lips", including some mango-flavored sorbet that a rich dude was wooing her with, except that he couldn't have been that rich or he could have afforded mango sorbet, and not served the cheap mango-flavored stuff that's probably mostly corn syrup, but Austin showed up to kick the rich guy's ass after faking being his chauffeur and it was a real surprise because NOT A SINGLE CLUE THAT IS WAS AUSTIN WAS EVER MENTIONED and that kind of lazy-ass trickery bugs me almost as much NO MENTION OF THE PRECIOUS, not a single one, even Chavo gets to be the leet hacker and figures out that there is a bomb and Batista gets to overcome his claustrophobia and chase a bad guy through one half of a thrilling page's worth of tunnels and HHH gets to discover that the bad guys are not just smuggling meth, they are smuggling guns too, but not bullets so HHH and Cena can't use the guns and have to fist fight the bad guys. The end.
I read it. Lord, did I read it.
The wrestlers were secret agents trained by a guy who got Vince kicked out of military school for not squealing on his friends who helped him rig some kind of school election in a weird out-of-nowhere flashback chapter that didn't have anything to do with the story and made me even madder because it was a whole 'nother crappy chapter I had to read and the book so bad that reading it was a chore and Moe was wondering why it was taking me so long to finish it and the wrestlers all had sekrit code names, like HHH's was Mike, and the author made sure we knew it was a code name instead of Hunter's real name because Mike was always typed out as "Mike" as in "Mike" nodded in agreement, and I won't even bothering wanking about how no one ever nods in disagreement, and the story was very odd in all the wrong places, like did you know that Torrie Wilson prefers to drink beer with the guys over sipping champagne at trendy clubs because I sure didn't, but in the story that got learned, along with the knowledge that every bite of food she ever took in the story "slipped past her lips", including some mango-flavored sorbet that a rich dude was wooing her with, except that he couldn't have been that rich or he could have afforded mango sorbet, and not served the cheap mango-flavored stuff that's probably mostly corn syrup, but Austin showed up to kick the rich guy's ass after faking being his chauffeur and it was a real surprise because NOT A SINGLE CLUE THAT IS WAS AUSTIN WAS EVER MENTIONED and that kind of lazy-ass trickery bugs me almost as much NO MENTION OF THE PRECIOUS, not a single one, even Chavo gets to be the leet hacker and figures out that there is a bomb and Batista gets to overcome his claustrophobia and chase a bad guy through one half of a thrilling page's worth of tunnels and HHH gets to discover that the bad guys are not just smuggling meth, they are smuggling guns too, but not bullets so HHH and Cena can't use the guns and have to fist fight the bad guys. The end.
