All Things Dumb
Mar. 25th, 2006 11:16 amDumb the first:
Went to lunch with The Drunk. Red Lobster. Which I hate for reasons too numerous to list here. Tab came in at 85 bucks. She leaves a 2 dollar tip. A 2-dollar tip. Didn't have a chance to covertly add to it. So I had to go back to the restaurant after work, track down our fucked-over waiter and give him a decent tip.
Dumb the second:
Post-lunch, I'm walking from the spot at which I parked my car to the building in which I am employed. It's is a very chilly, 20-some odd degrees out. I'm cleaning my hands with a Wet-nap. Done scrubbing and at the door, I reach out and grab the metal door handle. PAIN. Any colder out, and I would have lost a layer of skin.
Dumb the third: ( Smackdown )
Went to lunch with The Drunk. Red Lobster. Which I hate for reasons too numerous to list here. Tab came in at 85 bucks. She leaves a 2 dollar tip. A 2-dollar tip. Didn't have a chance to covertly add to it. So I had to go back to the restaurant after work, track down our fucked-over waiter and give him a decent tip.
Dumb the second:
Post-lunch, I'm walking from the spot at which I parked my car to the building in which I am employed. It's is a very chilly, 20-some odd degrees out. I'm cleaning my hands with a Wet-nap. Done scrubbing and at the door, I reach out and grab the metal door handle. PAIN. Any colder out, and I would have lost a layer of skin.
Dumb the third: ( Smackdown )