Dish

Oooooh, The Torch was chock full o' gossip this week.

John Laurinaitis is quickly becoming the smark's new scapegoat. Wrestlers are supposedly* pissed at him because he made a new rule that requires them to wear wrestling boots in the ring. How dare that man want employees to wear proper footwear on company property. Doesn't he know that stiffles creativity? Omg! he's ruining everything.

Though I do side with the wrestlers on this next point. Laurinaitis named names (one was Jericho) when lecturing that anyone at anytime could get a fine. That's not cool.

and Whee!brained me wants to know what Jerky was fined for. If it was for smoking the boys' bathroom my heart will be full of more love.

Another thing mentioned, and I don't how much I believe this: The kiss between Lillian and Christy was supposedly* a message to Lillian to straighten up her act (she missed a bus to the airport and had to take a taxi during the recent Euro trip). Seems to me if something like that was written to be used as a punishment then that's a lawsuit just waiting to happen.

Leaving the topic of wrestling, my favorite hippie cookbook Laurel's Kitchen features a recipe for Herb Puffs and Savory Balls.

"Honey? Are you feeling well? You've hardly touched your savory balls."




* I say supposedly because:

a) it's a dirt sheet rumor. Who knows if it's true or not.
b) "allegedly" makes me think of SNL's Tracy Lawrence parodying Starr from the View. Which makes me laugh and lose my train of thought.