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Too much TV
Moe likes Glee (though, he did say he believes it has jumped the shark), so I v. casually watch it. NO MORE. The Madonna episode grossed me out. So the first act of the Alpha Shuester after he decides to spend 60 minutes ending gender inequality is to run-down a woman. But its totally okay, right. because Sue is a total bitch. Just like all the other adult women in the series: Terri, Terri's sister, Quinn's mom. Except for the ultra-nice and sweet and quiet and wide-eyed Emma--Shue's love interest.
Then there was that tasty message that good girls don't have sex and bad girls use it to further their nefarious aims.
Oh yeah, in a episode about girlpower! Most of the Cheerio's routine was filmed at an angle that showed at many upskirt/panty shots as possible. Yeah, yeah little skirts + bouncing around = panty shots, but my point is the angle used caught more of them than other angles would have, and I doubt that was unintentional.
Or that Tina's confrontation with Artie involves her freaking the fuck out. Because there are only two types of women: ones who suffer in silence and shrieking harpies. Reasonable assertiveness? What's that?
Man, Baldur was hot. The Hello, my name is.. tags were brill.
WAH. GABRIEL.
Castiel is Jesus, y/n?
Dear Steph,
If you introduce leather straps in the first act, they better be used by the last. And while I thank you for not making Goldust the whipping boy (he's too sweet), I would have applauded Carlito or Morrison in strap-y danger.
No love,
Op
Ah, Superstar's main appeal for me: sneak peek of NXT. This week: go-go dancing.
Carlito vs. Morrison main event. Precious on Precious violence. Yum
Jack Swagger paces the ring, allowing us to behold his glory. His all-American, barely dressed farmboy glory. His Taker-beating, Jericho-destroying, Edge-bombing glory.
He wants to inspire the universe. John Morrison wants on that ride. So much slithering, so many body scissors. Reach-arounds, breathless whispering in each others' ears. Submissions! Hands and knees! Does Taker have the book?
Real wrestling too! To the point of sweaty exhaustion and bloody lips. Morrison wins.
Backstage, Punk complains to the manager at Great Clips about a bad haircut. Teddy sends him to the complaint department clerk: KANE.
OMG HE'S ALIVE. No bomb is gonna keep R.Truth from rapping. M. Hardy follows with a new ring entrance-- accusing everyone of everything. Smackdown cuts to commercial while The Precious finishes pointing.
Ugh. Ziggler. Yay Drew. Then another cut to commercial because it's been nearly 2 minutes and it's the Precious' turn to wrestle.
Mid-way through the match, Matt gets winded while trying to climb the ring steps. He settles down on the second step to sleep off his latest drunk. Lots of chatter between the wrestlers, the ref and Todd and Stryker as they try to figure out how to lift him. Finally, they call the match because Steph has gotten bored with mocking me and those that I love.
Drew tries to sneak in a little love via grabby hands and threats towards M. Hardy's person. Oh Drew, you had me at your Titontron video.
ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT JERICHO HAS A BUTLER. A super hot, dapper butler.
Steph tries to make up for the last segment by putting Jericho in a cage. But all "pro-mo-ing" and no wrestling makes Opera a bored chick. Jericho, like Drew, tries to woo my forgiveness by running down Edge. It almost works!
But Edge shows up, looking like a methhead unwillingly going through rehab at the homeless shelter. And seriously, he wants to be serious. He's so dedicated he broke his neck. Why doesn't Jericho want to be that dedicated?
Jericho says, he'll pass. Edge loses his unwashed shit. Knuckle sammich for Jericho, knuckle sammich with the crusts cut off for the butler. Jericho bails. Edge, also in a bid for my favor, tries to rid us of this butler BUT I LIKE THE BUTLER. I JUST LIKE HIM BEING JERICHO'S BUTLER. I like him faking butlery as a part of nefarious plot to bring hot and non-connish woe to other preciouii. Edge. My good side, ur not on it.
Fast-forwarding spree: Crymetyme divorce court, Batista being pissy about something or other, Michelle McCool stealing Shannon Moore's gimmick.
Punk's out to talk shit about Rey. He may have Punk's bangs, but he doesn't have his soul! Rey rushes out ahead of Kane. They will split Punk's soul like a wishbone.
And suck its sweet, straight-edge marrow. Serena puts up with that talk while they wrestle, but once the match is over, she protects her man's sweet, sweet marrow.
If Smackdown gets raided during the draft, I will go buck
Too much TV. Must.Stop.Watching. TiVo is like a pusher, making it too easy. No more TV.
Then there was that tasty message that good girls don't have sex and bad girls use it to further their nefarious aims.
Oh yeah, in a episode about girlpower! Most of the Cheerio's routine was filmed at an angle that showed at many upskirt/panty shots as possible. Yeah, yeah little skirts + bouncing around = panty shots, but my point is the angle used caught more of them than other angles would have, and I doubt that was unintentional.
Or that Tina's confrontation with Artie involves her freaking the fuck out. Because there are only two types of women: ones who suffer in silence and shrieking harpies. Reasonable assertiveness? What's that?
Man, Baldur was hot. The Hello, my name is.. tags were brill.
WAH. GABRIEL.
Castiel is Jesus, y/n?
Dear Steph,
If you introduce leather straps in the first act, they better be used by the last. And while I thank you for not making Goldust the whipping boy (he's too sweet), I would have applauded Carlito or Morrison in strap-y danger.
No love,
Op
Ah, Superstar's main appeal for me: sneak peek of NXT. This week: go-go dancing.
Carlito vs. Morrison main event. Precious on Precious violence. Yum
Jack Swagger paces the ring, allowing us to behold his glory. His all-American, barely dressed farmboy glory. His Taker-beating, Jericho-destroying, Edge-bombing glory.
He wants to inspire the universe. John Morrison wants on that ride. So much slithering, so many body scissors. Reach-arounds, breathless whispering in each others' ears. Submissions! Hands and knees! Does Taker have the book?
Real wrestling too! To the point of sweaty exhaustion and bloody lips. Morrison wins.
Backstage, Punk complains to the manager at Great Clips about a bad haircut. Teddy sends him to the complaint department clerk: KANE.
OMG HE'S ALIVE. No bomb is gonna keep R.Truth from rapping. M. Hardy follows with a new ring entrance-- accusing everyone of everything. Smackdown cuts to commercial while The Precious finishes pointing.
Ugh. Ziggler. Yay Drew. Then another cut to commercial because it's been nearly 2 minutes and it's the Precious' turn to wrestle.
Mid-way through the match, Matt gets winded while trying to climb the ring steps. He settles down on the second step to sleep off his latest drunk. Lots of chatter between the wrestlers, the ref and Todd and Stryker as they try to figure out how to lift him. Finally, they call the match because Steph has gotten bored with mocking me and those that I love.
Drew tries to sneak in a little love via grabby hands and threats towards M. Hardy's person. Oh Drew, you had me at your Titontron video.
ISN'T IT FUNNY THAT JERICHO HAS A BUTLER. A super hot, dapper butler.
Steph tries to make up for the last segment by putting Jericho in a cage. But all "pro-mo-ing" and no wrestling makes Opera a bored chick. Jericho, like Drew, tries to woo my forgiveness by running down Edge. It almost works!
But Edge shows up, looking like a methhead unwillingly going through rehab at the homeless shelter. And seriously, he wants to be serious. He's so dedicated he broke his neck. Why doesn't Jericho want to be that dedicated?
Jericho says, he'll pass. Edge loses his unwashed shit. Knuckle sammich for Jericho, knuckle sammich with the crusts cut off for the butler. Jericho bails. Edge, also in a bid for my favor, tries to rid us of this butler BUT I LIKE THE BUTLER. I JUST LIKE HIM BEING JERICHO'S BUTLER. I like him faking butlery as a part of nefarious plot to bring hot and non-connish woe to other preciouii. Edge. My good side, ur not on it.
Fast-forwarding spree: Crymetyme divorce court, Batista being pissy about something or other, Michelle McCool stealing Shannon Moore's gimmick.
Punk's out to talk shit about Rey. He may have Punk's bangs, but he doesn't have his soul! Rey rushes out ahead of Kane. They will split Punk's soul like a wishbone.
And suck its sweet, straight-edge marrow. Serena puts up with that talk while they wrestle, but once the match is over, she protects her man's sweet, sweet marrow.
If Smackdown gets raided during the draft, I will go buck
Too much TV. Must.Stop.Watching. TiVo is like a pusher, making it too easy. No more TV.