Randy pirouetted his way down to the ring to counter Rey's promo, and uh, apparently he had felt no need to brush his hair or wear pants just because he was on TV.

He may be a luggage vandalizing waste of airtime in most cases, but this is part of why I will always have room for him in my heart. HOwever, I'm kind of relieved I just read your recap and didn't bother watching.