Because she HATES Jericho. And not just a mild hatred. Canada wishes they could hate Shawn Michaels the way she hates Jericho, it's that severe. And for Edge, her beloved, this unfortunate tag team can only mean ruin and brainwashing by Jericho leading to a haircut.
BY GOD, A HAIRCUT.
As we all know, haircuts lead to complete loss of personality, decreased talent and all around suck.
She even waxes poetic about how her houseshow is going to suck so much now and how she wishes she could create a device to fling dung (her words, not mine) at Jericho, but not hit Edge with it or have the machine linked to her...
SIGH, GG, SIGH.
And a lot of this rage involved swearing and abuse of exclamation points and things. I wish I had saved it, because it would have been better in it's whole, ridiculous state.
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Date: 2009-06-30 08:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-01 03:08 am (UTC)BY GOD, A HAIRCUT.
As we all know, haircuts lead to complete loss of personality, decreased talent and all around suck.
She even waxes poetic about how her houseshow is going to suck so much now and how she wishes she could create a device to fling dung (her words, not mine) at Jericho, but not hit Edge with it or have the machine linked to her...
SIGH, GG, SIGH.
And a lot of this rage involved swearing and abuse of exclamation points and things. I wish I had saved it, because it would have been better in it's whole, ridiculous state.